Mike T 🇵🇸

Been trying out meditation for the first time this week and this shit literally makes me feel like im back on the benzos again. Absolutely elite freelapse experience, I should have tried this ages ago.

Finding the process of buying a flat, which takes months & the majority of which I have little input or visibility on, kind of at odds with the way I have navigated basically everything in my entire life until now. Seriously hope this solicitor I found on google after 5 minutes knows what hes doing.

Autumn is here guys
Get your coats on

One Battle After Another is elite. What an insane filmography. These are my favourite (haven't seen Inherent Vice).

Cobra

What a band
AOTY contended
open.spotify.com/track/7qOBKh...

Left my shoes in the office shower by mistake and some dude went in immediately after me so I can't retrieve them. And he has been in there for absolutely ages. Brother please hurry, im sitting at my desk in my socks & people are starting to come in. My professional stock is falling by the second.

Had an offer accepted on a flat and now theyre suddenly asking me to put them in touch with my "solicitor". My personal solicitor? What next, my personal physician? My publicist? My agent?! I don't know who any of these people are

Clips of people from Burning Man are all like "its a level 8 sandstorm outside, we are trapped in our shipping containers, the orgy tent has blown away, i havent been able to make contact with my family in 6 days, our supplies of food & water are critically low, we're having the time of our lives 🤘"

(At a gig and seeing everyone is broadly the same age as I am) "man, a lot of old people here tonight isnt there 🤔"

Love holding down the fast forward button on the 9 second tiktok video that im watching because its taking too long

Trying to buy a house for the first time at the moment and I am just familiarising myself with the concept of 'leaseholds'. Whats all that about then. You're telling me that after like 150 years, some mysterious land baron will literally own my house instead of me? Thats awful. Fuck that guy.

Just bought a pot of hummus from the supermarket. Plenty in there to last me through the week! Im so happy tescos decided to start selling these without lids. Those completely unnecessary things were always getting in the way.

As peaceful protestors are arrested for holding placards, starving Palestinians are being shot in the street.

This will go down as one of the most shameful moments in British legal history.

No amount of suppression can hide the truth: our government is complicit in genocide.

Right now I feel like my phone's only function is to remind me of how much money I am spending. Constantly. We should end mobile banking and bring back cash and chequebooks.

About to lock the f in 💪

Rightmove is always saying shit like "have you considered this disgusting fucking hell hole for all the money you have ever earned in your entire life"

Poster for the film Late Shift

Poster for the film Dying

I have seen two absolute bangers at the cinema this weekend. This one goes out to all my good friends in Switzerland and Germany.

Yes brother do you want to come over and listen to the last 90 seconds of "The Subway" while we hold each other tightly

I pray every day, not in a religious way, but to hand my will over to a power greater than myself. Anyway, I always used to ask God to give me "strength/patience/courage" etc, but recently I'v been saying "thank u for giving me" these things instead. And it has really made a difference. Lets get it.

Estate agents of Rightmove, we have got to regroup on the meaning of the word "stunning"

Locking in

I was cycling behind a dude this morning with a t shirt that said 'Olive you from my head to-ma-toes' with a picture of an olive and a tomato hugging each other. Olive you too brother, have a great day.

YouTube video by Geese Geese - Taxes (Official Music Video)

One of the best tunes this year for me

youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?...

Not many other dudes wearing shorts in the office today. Bit of wind scare you off did it boys. Were you frightened by the clouds. Not me, it will take a monsoon to part me from these wonderful pair of jorts I have on right now.

Long, tiring day in the sun. Now to watch Tarkovsky's "Stalker" for 3 hours in the cinema and fall asleep before the trailers even finish.

The headphone manufacturers should be using this as an advert.

Riding a lime bike through London Fields with my headphones on, couldnt understand why everyone was looking at me. Turned my music off and heard that my bike was making the sound of those German bomber airplanes from the movie Dunkirk.

Pretty cool how basically every single movie from the 1950s contains at least two of the most beautiful people you've ever seen in your entire life

Riding a lime bike through london at night whilst listening to tunes. Insanely goated experience. Perhaps the most goated of them all.

Oliver Twist going "please sir"

just said "yes please" in a work email 🤮