Jake Robins

Me when someone calls someone else fat: “Cut it out, that’s disrespectful and small.”

Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”

We don’t buy lemons

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How’s everyone feeling about being a Space Fan this week

#wellnesscheck

Marc Garneau, 1st Canadian astronaut in space, dead at age 76 | CBC News Former astronaut and cabinet minister Marc Garneau has died. He was 76.

Absolute legend

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Welp, if you were one of the many listeners who helped fund our WeMartians travel grant back in 2019 and send Áine to LPSC, you’ve now officially been personally affected by the DEI executive order nonsense.

An extraordinary level of petty.

Host your own content, folks. And support independent, community-governed, and open source platforms at the same time.

Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.

When you last visited Mexico, you may have sampled at least one Corona. Locals, however, know the best way to experience this culture is by having Three Coronas.

the "Peasants" meme format, with three aristrocratic looking men looking down on people. The caption reads "Me, having never downloaded TikTok"

Advent of Code is awesome! Glad you enjoyed it too.

When you’re indecisive about grain

Mars Sample Return: On the Knife's Edge With the re-election of Donald Trump as President, Mars Sample Return's future is as murky as ever

I shared some thoughts about Mars Sample Return jakerobins.com/blog/mars-sa...

The Mead Diaries, Volume 6 I learn some things about yeast nutrients and kick off a new batch

Mead update! My ongoing Cyser recipe is coming out nicely, and I started a new low-alcohol batch. jakerobins.com/blog/the-mea...

After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top!
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭

Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it

You’ll be even more pleased to hear that “alien” butt plugs comes up too

We hardly talked about space butt plugs at all

Go look at Venus and the crescent moon tonight. They’re right next to each other.

Gonna take a hiatus from the internet, just found out Dinosaurs is on Disney Plus

What happens when you really like an artist that isn’t that big

Facebook, showing me the worst low-effort garbage algo content ever: "Did you like this content or do you want to see less of it?"

Me: *clicks "see less of it"*

Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."

WTF

this is wild right

Coeliacs don’t read this post

You ever have a loaf of bread so good it’s a religious experience?

Do you ever just stop and realize that narwhals are real