NickOso

Not normally my thing, but…a crushing video but it’s Duo right after he’s just offered me a chance to buy a timer boost after a timed matching game that sabotaged me by delaying one of the match words appearing

I’d watch the hell outta that

Ok ok make Shadeur the pope then JUST SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIM SO WE CAN STOP HEARING ABOUT IT

The Dallas Stars…perfectly calibrated to keep you leaning out over the edge of the Cliff of Despair but clinging to the fraying Rope of Hope (Roope of Hoope?)

Man I nearly stroked out on that Blackwell breakaway

#gostars

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STARS rn

GOT DANGIT
Another heart attack

I’m comin’ home Elizabeth

BEARS WIN for the low low price of a year off of everyone’s lives that watched!

Ok here we go Cardiac bears again

Most uninteresting Super Bowl of my lifetime but at least we got to hear Tom Brady say, “Hey I played with that guy so I can tell you he’s good and that means more coming from me, Tom Brady” like 111 times

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Why is there a Grand National on Strahan’s head lol

Yawn.

Whew. Don’t know about that one chief(s)

Throw the Seal seal into the box where Adam Sandler and Paul Rudd are let’s get weird

This is what I landed on

Man idk if it’s lighting or makeup or what but if you brought this dude looking like that lying still on a rolling cart out onto the Is it? set 100% of folks are guessing it’s cake

I can feel my wife’s eyeballs rolling back as she says, “OMG he says that tooooooooo”

Some days, maybe most days, I am pocketknife dad. But some days, I upgrade to knife and flashlight dad. And then some days are knife/light/leatherman days.

I do not know what crisis my soul yearns to fix, only that it has a desire to be ready when and if. A walking solution in search of a problem.

“You should never consider yourself kidnapped, because the truest prison you will ever be in is inside your own mind.” - Ricken

Oh no

I cannot say I’m “cheering for ND” but I am definitely cheering for Georgia to lose to…some other entity (not gonna focus on who)

I wonder how much time Cam Skattebo’s girlfriend had to spend coaching her dad so that he made a good impression on Cam and wasn’t too nervous

The Wheel of CFB turns, and Aggies come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. In one age, called the SEC by some, an age yet to occur, an age long past, a loss occurred. The loss was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of CFB. But it was a beginning.

Did A&M’s OC quit right before the game so they’re just winging it with an intern? WTH

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Oh man no one warned Elko about whorn refs

He’s gonna burst a blood vessel

WELCOME TO THE SUCK BRO YOU’RE STUCK IN THERE WITH THEM

“Hey, Nick, what are your thoughts on Lone St—“
“Don’t call it that. It is just aggy/whorn game.”
“Oook, so who do y—“
“I want both teams to lose”
“Sure, but who’dya THINK will w-“
“Both teams lose”
“But that’s not po—“
“These 2 are elite at unexplainable losses. I remain steadfast. One day.”

Gracious I love a good 4 minute drive where the message is so clearly “you won’t stop us. We might trip, but you’re not stopping us.”

#sicem

Shhhhh….I think we found a mismatch no one say anything