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Next FIFA will also award him prizes in Economics, Medicine & Physics… and whatever else it takes to keep him from mucking up the World Cup when it comes to the US

So many MAGAs believe this because they felt they could’ve swam a couple hundred miles while dragging cargo boxes when they did cocaine.

Are there non-angry MAGAts?

When they get customers to donate, they then take those proceeds and make the donation in their name and take the tax write-off.

Donate, but do it elsewhere.

Make sure to put that on your resume.

Kerrygold butter comes from grass-fed cows, and that grass has been touched by the leprechauns’ rainbows… that’s what makes it better.

You mean, besides what I give the missus on her birthday and other special occasions?

Donny had Mamdani for lunch, alright. The public only got to watch this part for free - the rest was PPV adult content.

Too perfect

What also works well is to give the ivermectin to a horse and then stick your head up that horse’s rear.

They’re looking into the added benefits of doing that while wearing a UV light head lamp… isn’t that right Dr. Birx?

My favorite so far!! 👑

Oh, the wit..

Make a loud noise and see if he ducks like a quack.

Hate that they have to do this, but LOVE this!!

Way to go, Chicago moms!

Was Arnold Palmer also nicknamed Bubba?

It would also explain his bizarre fascination with Arnold Palmer’s junk.

Well, when you’re a star, you let him do it.

Because their instinct is to protect the abusers on their side, they cannot fathom that we don’t care at all to protect any abusers on our side.

Still not loud enough.

Not sure which is more dubious - Musk‘s claim that he reads all those books, or his claim to be a top 20 player in the world in Diablo IV?

It’s nice to see the fans of opposing teams unite as one to send such a resounding message. 🇺🇸

If DC Subway shops don’t run a promotion based on this guy, they are missing out on a major opportunity.

Well, she wasn’t wrong that SOMEONE had written threats on her sidewalk 🤔

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Hard to tell, because quantum rules bend and allow anything around a big star like Cuomo

If they keep Gulf of Mexico in their maps along with not changing their state name, we’ll let it slide.

Atlanta, GA - the only King we recognize here is MLK!

It’s a head scratcher, for sure 🤔

Ya. Gotta. Pay. Ya. Fare.