Santa Hurricane 🎅🎄☃️| Racing and Pilot VTuber

man, I thought this would be a chill week at work but my todo list keeps getting longer

just make sure it's cooked through, y'know

do not plug in the baby

Head organiser/founder is a weird creepy guy who is weird and creepy to women in the community and basically the rest of the organisational team have left because of it

Hmm, after hearing about the current issues with the DOSember management team, I'm uh. Currently suspending any further involvement with it

Hopefully it can be reclaimed by the community but oh boy

🔴 STRIM LIVE 🔴

Time for a space opera with Mark Hamill! But not that one

Link below

the wing commander iii boxart with various game characters and spaceships. I've added myself as a hedgehog superhero and maru, a purple haired woman in a cap flanking the various characters. DOSember logo is at the bottom

🚀 STRIM REMINDER 🚀

Heading to space via FMV in WING COMMANDER III: THE HEART OF THE TIGER with @marumalandra.wtf for #DOSember in about 20-ish minutes!

Blasting off at twitch.tv/captnhurricane

give me a santa martini

Char's

that's RIGHT

Seiko TV Watch (1982)

a small storybook style illustration of a hedgehog sitting in a corn field start gazing with a telescope as a shooting star falls overhead.

💫 Star Gazing hedgehoggy

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, you'll feel better."
Man grabs him by hair and rips off mask. "Old man Pagliacci?!"
Doctor says "That's right! And I would've gotten away w

A bust drawing of Sidon from Zelda Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom He is posed with his arm up in encouragement and a toothy grin. The background is a blue/purple gradient

Prince Sidon to royally bless your skyline
#zelda #art

A 4-slide notice to let my online customers know that I'm putting my online shops into Holiday Mode (making them unavailable for service) earlier than I usually would at this time of year. The text reads: "Hey, all. I'm sorry to say that I've decided to close my shops for the holidays early this year. TL;DR: parcels mailed from my area of the UK will be delayed, and I can't get any new stock printed in time. CLOSING DATES: United States, Canada, Mexico: December 10th Europe: December 15th United Kingdom: December 19th"

"To elaborate: my local post sorting facility is experiencing backlogs and delays. I usually keep my shops open until Royal Mail's recommended last postage dates, to ensure all orders arrive in time for Christmas. Over the past week, my online customers have reported that their orders are arriving 2~ days late domestically, and 3~5 days late internationally. Because of this delay, I have decided it will be better (for myself and my customers) that I shut my shop early, and dispatch all orders as early as possible."

"As for the stock issue: one of my main manufacturers is closing early this December for relocation. I'm already running low on some popular items, and with my most trusted supplier (understandably!) shutting down soon, I won't be able to get new stock prepared until the new year. I want to avoid disappointing my customers, so this has become another factor that influenced my decision."

"Thank you for reading this far, and for your patience and understanding during these busy and difficult times. All the best to you and yours. -Para"

I'll be shutting my shops for the holidays earlier than usual this year. Please see the slides below for further details.

Thank you for your understanding. <3

The Sonic 3 cover feature in issue 249 was an incredible and informative article, somehow teaching me more on my favourite game than I thought possible. It was a pleasure to have him on my stream to discuss it as I played Sonic 3 on original hardware for the 30th anniversary of the game

HELL YEAH wait it's nearly 10am here uh.....

👊THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE👊

~december 8th - 14th~

I'm recovering from a cold so let's hang outttttt

🛩️Wing Commander 3 on @caphurricane.bsky.social's channel
🐴Horse Races (Real) with @firozera.bsky.social
🏛️DOSEMBER: Civ 1 and Ultima!

schedule art by @nap.maidsofengland.co.uk!

My strim schedule for dec 8th to 14th, presented as a blackboard with text written on it Strims: TUE - Wing Commander III! Heart of The DOSember - 7pm UK/2pm ET/11am PT THU - Christmas Disney Tour! The gang foes to EuroDisney - 7pm UK/2pm ET/11am PT Other days Mon - Work from Bed Wed - Clock watch Fri - Kdinap Maru Sat - Terrorise Pixourage Sun - Make curry

🦔 STRIM SCHEDULE 🦔

TUESDAY! ⭐ - Kicking off DOSember with Wing Commander III, with @marumalandra.wtf as my wingman

THURSDAY! 🦔 - Taking @freyapurrito.bsky.social, @pixie.maidsofengland.co.uk, and @sonomikan.bsky.social to Disneyland Paris for a Christmas-themed tour!

Have a great week 💖🦔

yeah i'm horny

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illustration of suletta mercury from gundam witch from mercury with her arm reaching out towards the sky. miorine rembrandt also from gundam witch from mercury is in the background, looking flustered. tomato plants are placed on top of the characters. the posing and imagery are inspired by turn a gundam's 1st opening

suletta mercury from gundam witch from mercury doing the pose from gundam wing's 1st opening

suletta mercury from gundam witch from mercury dressed up in her pilot uniform and giving a thumbs up to the camera in a homage to gundam zeta's 1st opening

witch from gundam

#gundam

'you mean the uhh chaos emeralds?' chuckled jeff goldblum

a screenshot of a youtube thumbnail for a video entitled 'why is everything spicy now?'. in the thumbnail is the host, a blonde white man with blue eyes and glasses staring blankly at the viewer, behind him is a bunch of peppers and two mocked up phone screens. one phone screen shows the mcdonalds logo and one of their spicy chicken burgers, and the other is another white guy holding buffalo chicken wings. the title on the thumbnail is 'the spice industrial complex'

this video might have a salient point of view, but also I'm just laughing at the image of the whitest white guy being like EVERYTHING IS SPICY THESE DAYS and showing an image of a McDonalds chicken burger with visible mayo

Lol, remember when the Amazon Stores that would 'automatically' know what you were buying had someone in India watching a camera to do a significant portion of that automation?

Yeah that's gonna be all these robots huh lmao

Can't believe they foreshadowed the Unova region

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

My strim schedule for dec 8th to 14th, presented as a blackboard with text written on it Strims: TUE - Wing Commander III! Heart of The DOSember - 7pm UK/2pm ET/11am PT THU - Christmas Disney Tour! The gang foes to EuroDisney - 7pm UK/2pm ET/11am PT Other days Mon - Work from Bed Wed - Clock watch Fri - Kdinap Maru Sat - Terrorise Pixourage Sun - Make curry

🦔 STRIM SCHEDULE 🦔

TUESDAY! ⭐ - Kicking off DOSember with Wing Commander III, with @marumalandra.wtf as my wingman

THURSDAY! 🦔 - Taking @freyapurrito.bsky.social, @pixie.maidsofengland.co.uk, and @sonomikan.bsky.social to Disneyland Paris for a Christmas-themed tour!

Have a great week 💖🦔

the whiplash of atsumi tanezaki
going from voicing anya spy family this season to frieren next season is gonna be wild

lmaooooo Horses is banned from all these store fronts and..... not Twitch? Incredible

this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"