Tall baked comrade bf

If I see you wearing Meta/Oakley/Ray-Ban AI glasses, I'm going to make fun of you and I'm going to encourage others to do the same.

Am I really about to start a new playthrough of RDR2 in the year of someone's lord 2026? Giddy up, Partner.

Anyone remember CNC Music Factory? "I'm gonna make you sweat til you bleed." & "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut to move your butt."
Shit hits different these days.

Of course I wait to do all my Valentine's Day shopping until Friday the 13th. That's fitting, I guess.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Every time I see the acronym TPUSA, all I can think is, Toilet Paper USA and I like that. #ToiletPaperUSA

This is brilliant. 🙌💗

Got an idea for a match making app for single archeologists, gonna call it Carbon Dating. #sciencejoke

It seems people nowadays only care to talk about the differences that separate religions. I like to think of the common thread woven through the fabric of all religions. They're all made up. Man-made fairytales and lies to control an uneducated populous. Have a nice day & stay hydrated comrades.

It boggles my mind to think anyone is under the impression that the Far Right will reject Frump once learning he is in-fact in the Epstein Files and a confirmed p3do. If everything else he's done hasn't swayed them the Epstein Files won't either. If evidence alone was enough, we wouldn't be here.

Christians these days approach the subjects of science, capitalism, and socialism much in the same way they do Christianity... there's a book that'll tell you everything you need to know about it, but most of them haven't bothered reading it.

Girl, I want to make all the macaroni and cheese noises with you.

I feel like I've been on autopilot for awhile now, but I had no idea the destination was set to What The Fuck.

An ecologist “lives alone in a world of wounds…. [He] must either harden his shell and make believe that the consequences of science are none of his business, or he must be the doctor who sees the marks of death in a community that believes itself well and does not want to be told otherwise.”

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YouTube video by Inside Games Ubisoft Closes Recently Unionized Studio - Inside Games Daily

Boycott Ubisoft! Unionize your workplace! #fuckubisoft #fuckbigcorp #unionize youtu.be/nXadN6FyYgA?...

#WeedWednesday #FreeTheWeed #LegaliseIt #LegalizeIt #WarOnDrugs #CannabisHeals

Image is an old selfie of me in front of a New Castle (my fav beer) ad outside a bar.

Years ago some company bought the rights to exclusively brew and sell New Castle in the US. It used to be my fav beer. Of course they changed the recipe and ruined it. So, happy to hear the og is coming back. #cheers #nobollocks vinepair.com/articles/new...

I was gifted a signed copy (nice) of Nick Offerman & Lee Buchanan's new book "Little Woodchucks". It's a guide to woodworking projects for kids and adults. Nick spends his entire introduction talking shit on Capitalism. It's a great read. I highly recommend.

Still relevant and release the Epstein files.

At least H!tler didn't put his stupid fncking name on everything.

*CORRECTION, the A19 chip(?) In the iphone 17 vapes.

Look, I'm not that guy, but my bedroom does smell like weed 100% of the time.

Image shows Air Force One. The Airplane the POTUS uses sitting on the tarmac.

The Ornamental Express #nickname #F47

It doesn't matter bug, butterfly, bird, basset hound, boxer, Buick, Benz, Beechcraft, Bell helicopter, or Boeing my dog will bark at it. #barker #dogspeak #borkborkbork

Never trust a bald barber, a broke banker, a bean pole baker, a billionaire, or any of the boys in blue. #acab #thirteentwelve #fuckbillionaires

Preacher is not a job. They are just beggars (no offense to those that have to resort to begging) with fancy clothes and only work on Sundays. #atheist #notmygod Imagine getting people to worship your imaginary friend. #hilarious

I'm still thinking about the places the show 1899 could've gone if it didn't get canceled. Good stuff.

iphone 17, shit no. I want the one that vapes. #iphone19 #iphonevapes #makingclouds