@alanellis.bsky.social
I'm totally that guy with that thing that does that stuff.
Does Greg Abbott's 100% tariff apply to Quinnen Williams?
04.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
04.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 632 🔁 102 💬 6 📌 13If I have to spend the weekend in the sensory deprivation tank because I couldn't catch the underthrown pass, then so be it!
27.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, if it turns out it was immigrant detainees that were hurt, the prayers will suddenly stop.
24.09.2025 13:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so unbelievably funny to me.
24.09.2025 13:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So why care about whether the teleprompter is working?
23.09.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice job at cropping this photo.
23.09.2025 19:16 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel like I'm so behind. How can I catch up?
04.08.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes keep pressing on Epstein, but this golf cheat is the thing that would really irritate Trump. This clip needs to keep being publicized so that he becomes aware that people are talking about it. It's just the kind of stupid thing that he will obsess on.
28.07.2025 12:41 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0His passing makes the renaming MORE likely, probably.
24.07.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Paraphrased though, right?
09.07.2025 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Please, give from your heart and contribute to the Schadenfund."
05.07.2025 15:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're not porn stars anymore....
21.06.2025 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The realization is the honor?
08.05.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who did this?
04.04.2025 13:14 — 👍 35361 🔁 11265 💬 1383 📌 1390It's a "bad situation" that's apparently also NOT GOOD!!
If that wasn't clear.
Holiday snacking.
20.12.2024 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reply Hazy, Try Again Later.
18.12.2024 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ending of your story is, in fact, a total bummer.
14.12.2024 17:29 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup. And of course we've got an event in the city the same day. It seems to get worse every year.
14.12.2024 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For me it's Alistair Sim in the 1951 version. No better redemption scene.
12.12.2024 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0George Washington pardoned people convicted of sedition. Adams for treason. Madison & Monroe pardoned pirates. Jackson for a robbery conviction. Lincoln soldiers who deserted. FDR pardoned smugglers. Truman bribery & fraud. I guess none of them cared about the rule of law.
02.12.2024 14:45 — 👍 5707 🔁 1094 💬 300 📌 61Right? Going back through my meager posts looking for something good enough for his wife.
22.11.2024 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Found this when I was getting a refund for Broadway tickets. All this... and there's still an "Other" option:
22.11.2024 13:38 — 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 0
Post a supes
22.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where's the fun in THAT?
21.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was getting a refund for some B'way tickets and I was NOT prepared for this reasons list.
19.11.2024 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tonight's moon creeping over the neighbor's roof.
18.11.2024 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Posts of yore.
17.11.2024 03:02 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0What shape would you call that?
17.11.2024 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
