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if u ever see a notification in the metaphor chat that mentions "vacuum sewage system" you get your fucking popcorn and you sit the fuck down

i started this endangered species microclimate discord for m:rf liveplays and shitposting and it's this like. curated insular thing now. you check notifs and half the time it's just people sharing hyper specific STEM contractor cringe

one of my favorite things is introducing girls from all my different friend groups and watching them hit it off bc FINALLY someone else in their 30s who can talk about their job and OSHA violations and yaoi in a normal way

i feel awful. i am a no small cats, no other dogs, no kids household with large breed and specific breed experience. i am, believe it or not, basically a unicorn home for this breed, so it sucks so fucking bad to have to say no again.

one day it'll happen. but it won't be today. that hurts a lot.

was offered a 12wk rehome last time. was just offered placement from last week's litter. had to say no due to unsure finances + extended house maintenance that might go into key socialization period

this sucks.

just sent one of the hardest emails of my life and rejected a second attempted placement from the breeder

ok but where can i get one

appropriate amount of mushrooms

"recreating all the food from metaphor for the gang" is a fun research project.

it ranges from "wow this sounds really good" to "smuggling rabbit meat across tate lines" to googling "can you make jello shots with four loko and everclear without breaking the gelatin"

there is a guy absolutely projectile vomiting some of the dumbest matpat 12 year old takes onto r/m:rf right now.

i am spiritually poking his voodoo doll with a soldering iron in a buddy's DMs.

"i think eupha and summoner archetype are symbolic of the devil arcana because devil bad"

my brother in christ

it's a shin megami tensei joke. just like the DEVIL SUMMONER ARCHETYPE

fandom pet peeve:

when people think they're smart overinterpreting things as canon lore

but it's actually just a cheeky developer joke

i do not want to argue with australian post. i want to draw 1 and a half foot size difference oral sex

Commissіon from @durmad.bsky.social for @beakgrindy.bsky.social

favorite breeder won best of breed hell yeah

they were both tracing btw they both suck

wrote an entire email full of "you guys know that letting your artists have playground hair pulling fights in semi public channels is really bad for business, right"

dude i love having to report two grownass adults having a slap fight over each other's stolen art like a school principal

2025 ken was really onto something not participating in pintopia because holy fuck. they screwed us this year. and no they will not change any of the circumstances that led me to want to drink bleach on corporate's front step this year

hiiiii guys we're doing awesome i bet if we all try our very hardest and believe in the power of friendship we can reach out 20k final stretch goal!

>leave work early because i can't stand up without feeling lightheaded
>get home
>sit down and pretend to have faith left in project im asking people to pay me to make

i'm so tired of the idea that animals are inherently good and above people. but god. someone really fucked up letting this one get past quality control. something uniquely perfect about that dog. she was sent to fix me and god, she took a lot when she went. all i can do is honor what she taught me.

there's a devastating strength in being smart enough to know just how fucked up things are and just, keep going anyway.

there really is just no other, better, option, than "well, it could always get worse." just get up and deal with it, i guess. no excuses, do what you can.

agency and accountability separate man from beast, as far as i know. to understand circumstances and be able to make decisions conscious of their harm. dogs aren't people, when you triage lives. but you scared me sometimes. in a somber way some people can't even act.

there's a lot of things to believe in. i don't really know which ones i follow. but i hope one of them is kind to things like you, who knew shit wasn't their problem but faced it head-on anyway.

your afterlife, at the very least, is your memory. you never let me down. i miss you so much.

i'll never forget you sitting above on the front steps waiting for the cops to come. i miss sleeping on the carpet with you, with no heat and one blanket, after we got an escort out.

you couldn't fix things, but god, you made sure i was just mad. never afraid. never alone and never vulnerable.

i wonder, if you were healthy and everyone who loved you put their money where their mouth was, what you'd be doing tonight

forcing the illness out of my body with 3x buldak and cholula and a hot shower

you are leaving this mortal body ONE WAY OR ANOTHER and i am NOT throwing up

never question the measures i will go to for media-based culinary shitposts

new york's laws around selling both domesticated/farmed and wild rabbit meat are bad. same as sale of wild-caught venison. i know how to sidestep these laws for small scale consumption... as long as i Know a Guy.

my Guy either died or forgot he had facebook back in 2022. so we're back to square 1.