Sunabouzu

A Promise Mascot Steam review by Certified Corganics. "great little game, super fun, very relaxing my one issue is that my mom ended up with a crush on Salary-Nyan and now she's a furry for Japanese mascots. she wants to know if will you be making a dating sim revolving around the mascots please don't, thank you. but keep up the good work! : )"

oh no

any time mahjong is brought up i think of this picture

The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says My deepest Toyota Corrollances

Remember when digimon tamers ended with an adult apologizing to his daughter and the kid just looking at him in his face and saying "I will never forgive you for this so long as I live"

I love how silent hill f continues the tradition of the series female protagonists being pro wrestlers born in the wrong time or place

Principal Skinner from the Simpsons with a Final Fantasy 7 text box saying "out of my way, I'm going to see my mother".

A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable

Strength train bc your bone density only goes down from here. Eat fiber. No, more fiber.

Give even fewer fucks than you gave in the past, or more accurately, save your fucks for the most important things.

Celebrate and appreciate the immutable aspects of your personality for what they are.

Newly minted evergreen meme

Would

Optionally Battler watches from the sidelines with the protagonist of Silent Hill F. Battler is crying as he watches, naturally.

All I want from Silent Hill F is a joke ending where Beatrice, Bernkastel, and Lambda Delta beat Ushiromiya Kinzo to death with a baseball bat.

It has been frustrating watching you borderline bully random people because they have a bad take. Simply ignore it. You do not owe them anything. You have been doing this bloober discourse for half a decade and I implore you to remember people are allowed to be shitty then go on a journey to improve

I guess I'm approaching my dad bod era? Lotta people I've slept with have remarked on this.

This came to me in a vision

*taking a quick call during a date*: what? listen dude I don't care if she IS trained in the weirding way of battle, she doesn't look like a Bene Gesserit to me.

Huh? Gom-Jabbar? No man, she said she likes carrying around sewing needles. Yeah her voice sounded weird but she just wanted me to order.

Screenshot of Twitch chat showing first time chatter JosieCantSpell saying, "hello, I'm new to this stream. Can you tell me why the gear needs to feel so guilty?" with repilies "killed his wife" from abridge2, "he killed his wife" from oxyacetylene_, "killed wife" from chastetiddy, and "multiple times" from abridge2

teaching Guilty Gear lore in TXT chat tonight

I am now begging lesbians. ANYTHING besides the horse game based on a real, very addictive gambling sport. ANYTHING. Fuck I'll even swallow my pride and say I think Signalis is a good game with a serene smile. Please lets go back to that instead of horse gacha.

Also Abiotic Factor hides this basic QoL feature behind a fucking SKILL TREE THATS 5 LEVELS IN. What the fuck are we doing??? Why are we suddenly pretending mass inventory management in open world survival crafts is fun??

This post brought to you by Enshrouded being really close to good but falling completely short.

'I love stopping the flow state to get 5 pebbles and 3 twigs and meticulously re-arrange squares on a grid!'

No one has ever wanted this. Stop this shit.

if your crafting-centric game doesn't immediately let me use resources in player-made storage containers: You have made a bad videogame

I really didnt think another piece of media would live next to monster in my head like umineko is. i hate this old man. i hate this old man as if he were a real person.

someone shared this with me and its fixing me in real time. not mine but its going to live in my head forever.

We are at the end of the answers arc and have seen the fascist gold and I still think we should kill Ushiromiya Kinzo with hammers.

char aznable: would you still love me if i was a worm?

garma zabi: no.

char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena?

garma: what kind of name is that.

char: would you still love me if i was an anteater?

garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.

leomon: instead of putting on different clothes, entirely new forms of leomon are invented.

me: uh-huh.

slutty jean shorts and thigh highs leomon: hey is there any dr. pepper left.

me: no, reverse bunnysuit leomon drank the last one.

slutty jean shorts and thigh highs leomon: fuck.