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Suleikha Snyder

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She/her. Erstwhile entertainment reporter (as Mala B.). Ribald romance writer (also writing as Kali Decker). Reviewer at Booklist. Occasionally serious person. https://linktr.ee/suleikhasnyder https://ko-fi.com/suleikhasnyder

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Absolutely stunning. Wow.

08.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the Lone Gunmen join in on the beatdown? I think they’d enjoy that. Scully’s their queen, too.

08.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m up to 8.16. Going to bed after this. But Mulder’s been back for half an episode, treating Scully like shit, and I need Doggett and Skinner to beat his ass like a three-egg omelet.

08.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A square graphic with a fiery orange sky and black cityscape. "Kick at the Darkness by Suleikha Snyder" is in flourishing typeface at the bottom. Above it in regular text is the following excerpt β€œI didn’t want to care,” he said, halting a few feet from the first step. He pivoted to face her. β€œThose first few years. I didn’t want to care about anything at all. There was just too much loss, too much death, too much blood. I was drenched with it, drowning in it. But I never took a drink. Not even to stop the nightmares.” The black ink flames at his throat seemed to flicker as he swallowed hard. As he drew in a shuddering breath. β€œMy only vice was you.”

A square graphic with a fiery orange sky and black cityscape. "Kick at the Darkness by Suleikha Snyder" is in flourishing typeface at the bottom. Above it in regular text is the following excerpt β€œI didn’t want to care,” he said, halting a few feet from the first step. He pivoted to face her. β€œThose first few years. I didn’t want to care about anything at all. There was just too much loss, too much death, too much blood. I was drenched with it, drowning in it. But I never took a drink. Not even to stop the nightmares.” The black ink flames at his throat seemed to flicker as he swallowed hard. As he drew in a shuddering breath. β€œMy only vice was you.”

Zombie apocalypse. Pandemic allegory. Bengali Muslim-Hindu immigrant relations. Sexual relations. KICK AT THE DARKNESS has a LOT going on for a story that clock in at 10K and costs $1.99!

Buy links: books2read.com/u/4Xrqqv

03.09.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

07.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6065    πŸ” 2956    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 218

You were diabolical and I love it.

08.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I choked laughing.

08.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the National Guard are here in our war zone now. When they’re done picking up trash and raking leaves in the Chicagoland suburbs and downtown, maybe they can move a table into the alley for me. Drop off some clothing donation bags.

08.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She was the best part!

08.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skinner and Doggett would rather let Mulder die than dare hurt Scully and her baby. And I love that energy. β€œFuck Mulder. We already buried him once.” πŸ˜‚

08.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, Brian Thompson was *everywhere* during that era. He did a lot of neck-stabbing on the X-Files.

08.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scully's very blatantly a grieving widow and Skinner's always trying to shore her up or comfort her. It's the sweetest thing.

08.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Standing In, a x-files fanfic | FanFiction

Folks, I'm cackling. I wrote a Doggett/Reyes ficlet in 2001. In second-person POV. And I take a shot at Robert Patrick's inconsistent accent. lol.

www.fanfiction.net/s/511699/1/S...

08.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best things about season 8 of X-Files is how Skinner’s like β€œMy agents secretly being in love and having a baby together is the least weird thing about this life, so I’m going to roll with it.”

I will stop talking about this show at some point, I swear.

07.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolly Parton cannot die on the same date as my dad. I will go throw myself into Lake Michigan right now.

07.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

07.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6347    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 239

Grief is weird. Brains are weird. Film at 11.

07.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30 years and counting.

07.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dmitri Shostakovich saw Jesus Christ Superstar! He also liked it so much he considered writing a rock music themed suite (like his earlier Jazz suites) but died soon after.

07.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

No saffron in the recipe either. And it’s way more expensive than turmeric. lol

07.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure Ezri was a delightful person to get to know, but I was still hurting every time I looked at her face.

07.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks way better dressed down than he does in suits.

07.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. We are all in thrall to Dana Katherine Scully.

07.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Earlier today, I finished the episode where he finds out she's pregnant and I am still beside myself. He was so hurt that she had secrets. And his little face when she finally told him...oof!

07.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ They'd basically do anything to make her happy. Including each other.

07.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am hoping I can sustain this energy. 🀞🏽As soon as I'm sure I won't chuck in the drawer, I absolutely will.

07.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing these character archetypes makes me have to explore deep and penetrating questions like "Would someone like Doggett be okay with choking on Skinner's dick?"

07.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have somehow written 2000 words between last night and today. I guess it's a South Asian romantasy? Which is the professional way of saying "Scully's now a brown queen in a hostile kingdom, Mulder's presumed dead, and it's all an excuse for her to bang Skinner and Doggett."

07.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy release day!! πŸΎπŸŽ‰

07.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My new book, Dealing With A Desperate Demon, is out today! Cheery curvy bookseller, grumpy curvy demon, dating lessons, a beauty and the beast style curse, lots of horniness. Perfect to curl up to for spooky season! You can grab it these places!

read.macmillan.com/lp/dealing-w...

07.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

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