worm

that ozempic weight bounce back is real

countdown to entering the Cool Zone

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

the problem with this country is we don’t make movies about guys with three nipples anymore

we are a monstrous people. sick

Horn Players

Horn Players, 1983
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5213

RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.

gangnam style (divorced edition)

how the fuck are we going to host the world cup now

they don’t have enough syphilitic billionaires high on research chemicals to fund model training in the EU to make it work, only in america are such things possible

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

the board of peace sends its regards

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

NO WAR ON IRAN

israel holds grudges

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

sorry i haven’t been following that

how is the least popular president in 100 years going to start a war without even trying to convince the public much less congress, i mean jesus christ there must be some crazy shit in the still unreleased epstein files

I hate my fucking country

what the fuck man, just what the fuck

“What terrible news to wake up to” is a sentence I wish felt rare

linkedinese is barely human language

sounds to me like someone who got a second lease on life and now just wants to spend time with someone he loves and make her happy

Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

this looks like ai to me

i’m crying in rollies

fries cheese curds and gravy all working together in a beautiful harmony, just as marx envisioned in the grundrisse

apple tv goes crazy, there’s a neo noir tv show about a private detective who is secretly an alien and it’s not a comedy, and we’re getting a third season of it