worm

they’re sending the 82nd airborne in to stop one horny frog

i’m over pants. bring back the toga/stola. i want to feel the breeze on my ass

get in folks we’re redoing the internet based on the i ching

if a civilian did this they would already be dead

i’m in

i’m mesmerized by her legs

really incredible also we love to gender bend don’t we folks

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

can’t wait for my on call shift to end so i can go see One Battle After Another. btw on call practices in software companies are insane

these people live in a world of make believe

alien xenomorph holding out hands in an expressive manor

me explaining why i need 1 more piece of pie

i have the perfect mustard for these just let me at em

i should get an anime type sword with lights on it, for self defense

the bill withers scream

Falkor from the Neverending Story winking

This dog smokes so much weed

the essential tenet of the right wing movement is harassing customer service, says a lot about society

whats wrong honey you haven’t golfed today

why is there no mainstream coverage this is insane

i won’t let this slander of milflorida stand

can’t get past going to the porno website and typing in “porm” like you’re already there it’s all porm

not my ass eating a coffee

amen

nobody dismissed the car by calling it a horseless carriage they were like holy shit a carriage with no fucking horse? this is incredible

i’ll never get over how they have control of everything and still think a secret cabal is making all the decisions

she’s so powerful

YouTube video by Teigan Reamsbottom Kim Cattrall scatting with an upright bass - HQ

knowing this video by heart is queer culture

doing shots of soy sauce

lol dork

need to get my hands on this 72 hour meth

100 million AI gooner Americans, by Matt Yglesias