Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜

Rowling could've lived in her castle and tweeted "Hagrid wants you to brush your teeth and have a happy St. Swithin's Day!" a few times a year and HP would've had the same legacy as Pooh or Middle-earth, but she consciously chose Evil For Evil's Sake like a badly written children's fantasy villain

2008. A voice emanates from the Grey Body Paint Factory. It says "Sales are way down since the recession." The voice is coming from an elderly executive. He solemnly brandishes a gun in front of other executives and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice rings out "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." The junior ad exec, holds up a placard displaying one of the trolls from popular webcomic Homestuck.

Comm for a friend of Set lovingly washing his hair :3

Mainly just wanted to play with drawing her hair lol

Trixie~

HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.

Alrighty peeps! I’m opening some YCH slots for August, if you have questions/ interested in one, feel free to send a DM ‘ u ‘

as always, RTs are highly appreciated, thank youuu 🩵🦜

NewWire tweets: "Americans set to pay more for cars, coffee, adn clothing as average U.S. tariff rate jumps to high not seen since Great Depression — WaPo"

this is crazy bc some of you need new clothes

so I showed @lechugathesnivy.bsky.social my tummy for the third vore day doodle and then umh,,, 👉👈

A-anyway, I hope y'all enjoy! ^//^

*throws up the Autisms Bat Signal*

Anyone got 1920s train facts for Elliott?? Somebody has got this covered, I’m sure.

[image of Movie Gandalf drawn on a suede chair] nimporteouvousallez: "Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd." areyoutryingtodeduceme: "or someone has the weirdest ass ever"

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