JeezyMacEazy

a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt says " get her jade " Alt: a queen wearing a hat and an orange shirt says "get her jade". Clip from RuPaul’s drag race encouraging clap-backs and supporting righteous comeuppances

I don’t know this guy or the story, but when it comes to transphobes there’s only one options:

Are there riots on North Halsted yet?

Ok leave me out of this! 😂

Silverback 🦍 day, you mean

That is some width!

“TigerPanda”? More like Boulder Shoulders 😯

Yes and yes 👌🏽

Also true for those of us who shave our heads. Didn’t shave today? Baseball cap/beanie

Never take a straight man’s advice on clothing

These people created Dockers

The only thing I need explained is what’s going on with that pumpkin she’s sitting on. Is that the other half of Mervyn Pumpkinhead from the Dreaming?!

And where’s the pumpkin stem? 🫢

There are far less innocuous and far more annoying things to blast out to a captive audience than medieval tavern music.

At worst, they probably just thought “who is this Lvl 0 noob who failed his earbuds roll?!?” 😉

I literally lol’d at this.

Ginger didn’t help.

Understandable. Besides, this is a judgement free zone 😉

Hahaha what *were* you going through?!? 🤨😉

They’re securing that bag while they can, I guess.

Fitness capitalism is a lot like snake oil sales if you look closely

I mean, technically test is “natural” 🙄

They’re just lying about it and using unnatural doses. Unless it’s tren or deca - that stuff is as natural as Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.

But yeah: trust no one

I’m jealous of people who have HOURS of free time, whether they goon, garden, or grocery shop.

That’s got “Cthulhu and his Deep Ones Posse” written all over it. Except PNW, not New England

Definitely not a playable class, but I feel you’ve got a strong contender for your big bad with a vampire/mind flayer/capitalist hybrid. Ravenloft, LLC

Some internet people are cool, some are absolute fuckwits. Try to avoid the fuckwits.

You gotta start hunting at country clubs

Sugar daddies with low standards and high credit scores?

For the first week. Tolerance is a bitch

Wash the Adderall down with my pre workout

Orcas are the activist lesbians of the ocean, sinking yachts and fucking up great white sharks

Dolphins are circuit queens, who knew?

I had to google this (Biggie Buzzballz, not Costco - I meal prep, I *know* Costco)

New justification to buy that 2L hydration backpack

Think of it as job security, also known as “why I’m better than all my bitch-ass hoe coworkers”

I failed my saving throw

(Second?) best kind of hog

No really… I *need* the response