JeezyMacEazy

Shhhh they’re “mixed breeds” on the lease and vet paperwork.

But proud owner of one velvet hippo lovebug and one neurotic worrywort spaz.

Can confirm

Lunge squats. Enjoy the burn lol

Today, maybe lol

Awwww :-*

Screenshot from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest at Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! https://anisota.net/harvest/ showing the most commonly used words in my Bluesky posts in 2025.

Screenshot from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest at Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! https://anisota.net/harvest/ showing the writing statistics of my Bluesky posts in 2025: average post length, average word length, total number of words, and total number of unique words. All are below average lol

First she tells me I cuss a lot, then she tells my my word complexity and vocabulary are below average…

That’s my wrapped for 2025, bitches. I’ll be over here being stupid and illiterate if y’all need me lol

@tigerpanda94.bsky.social - “seasons” is entirely your fault. Probably also “penis”.

Not with that dark red!

Florals and pastels, darling. The fabric should drape and flow as you walk, not cling and fight for its life.

Or something. I didn’t see the movie (this year)

I think that’s just half-hump day 😉

Good luck, bearded homosexual. May your comfort items bring you more solace than you expect 🧘‍♂️

Yes.

If you don’t have access to large amounts of sulphuric acid, drop the body in the Everglades.

No body, no crime.

They dunno, man. Desperately needing to inflate your tires on a cold morning to make the warning lights stop flashing isn’t in the crackhead NPC action table

Get it, Quicksilver

You’re too good to me, papa

Neeeeeeeed (I might actually put up a tree for these)

I swear by Jed North. Pricy, but I’ve had some pairs almost 10 years.

You can find black market Chinese knockoffs on eBay for $10-15 a pair (not sure if that’s still true with the tariff situation or not). Hit me up and I’ll send you some links 😉

God I miss California weirdness

How I stroll into the gym, music and all

My stance on this is documented.

Just don’t mix it up and put pineapple on booty holes or cum on pizza.

And this is why you’re a writer and the rest of us just have boring jobs

Thank you. We’re here all month (or at least until 🐅🐼 decides it’s a new “season”)

No “and” 😂😂

Penis is the reason for so many seasons. Jus making sure you’re on your knees for the right reasons

That’s penis, not Jesus 😂

Jesus has left this chat 😂

“Chains you found” 🤭

FYI: it’s a Florida college chain, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, and Gainesville.

Watch out for gators, @tigerpanda94.bsky.social and happy “dining” 😉

Awwww ❤️

Still, the offer stands 😉

Random avatar placement win!

You can put your avatar head in my avatar lap any time, FCD 😂

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Ms Salty

Next year is 29 days away

<starts marking off days on the “PaRappa Nudes” calendar>