I donβt either, Iβm just going on what he says. And he looks like a trustworthy individual, at least from the front
13.01.2026 19:16 β π 1 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al. Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my ππ© πChicago
I donβt either, Iβm just going on what he says. And he looks like a trustworthy individual, at least from the front
13.01.2026 19:16 β π 1 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0You be nice to that god-fearing boy, you know how much time he spends on his knees in prayer, serving muscle boβ¦.dy builder in a christ-honoring manner.
13.01.2026 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pushing both polygamy and shrimping in the first week of 2026. Bold move, Costar.
06.01.2026 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why they gotta bring toes/feet into it though?!?
06.01.2026 17:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0* FWIW, I like Emma
06.01.2026 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or is the face of a man who then committed telepathic adultery with a bleach blond, diamond body, plastic surgery addict, maternal instinct fetishizing colonizer* after both the broccoli-roasting redhead and the jilted postpartum depression demon-collaborating redhead no longer βflip his visorβ?
06.01.2026 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There is truth in chaos
31.12.2025 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gonna be changing that @ to Ira Frostbussy
29.12.2025 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I too would bake a faerie cake, buy some elderflower wine, and make a b-line for the closest faerie circle (if i knew where one was).
28.12.2025 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Far less. By modern standards, bargains with the fae, demons, elder gods, and even temple usurers are a bargain.
28.12.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My first was one of the tiny Little Earthquake shows and then Under the Pink
27.12.2025 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnβt - by the later 90s Iβd moved into edm/techno (thanks, Matrix Soundtrack!)
27.12.2025 21:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isnβt Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Twofer, because itβs impossible to say which played a larger role in turning me into the weird, angry, overly sensitive freak I am today
Yes?? Weβre all freaks here, how is that even a question hah
27.12.2025 03:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol talk to Bluesky about images/vids in DMs and then we can have that conversation π
27.12.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol yes
27.12.2025 03:09 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a large and heavy hammer if it doesnβtβ¦
27.12.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Roomba? The j series is better about βobstacleβ avoidance than my i series was. The i rolled over some dogshit and have a new meaning to the phrase βskid marksβ
27.12.2025 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thoughts and prayers and Lysol and Purell, friend.
27.12.2025 02:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You go first
27.12.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is some Twitter fuckery
We donβt act like this over here
Ummm has anyone ever seen Melena (intentional typo) and Melisandre together?
26.12.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyone got the name of those Etsy witches that specialize in effective cursesβ¦?
26.12.2025 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Offering money for nudes but had to borrow the money?!? π
Thatβs why I said βexceptβ lol
Sean Cody is basically this meme
Why does this sound like a Sean Cody holiday special, except with color and seasoning?
But also: yes
Iβm still new to Chicago, so Dark Tower is a spot for me! Adding to the βcheck them outβ list, thank you!
26.12.2025 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The kind of gay other grown ass gays warn their friends to stay away from.
26.12.2025 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0