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JeezyMacEazy

@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social

NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al. Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my πŸ‚πŸ’© πŸ“Chicago

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I don’t either, I’m just going on what he says. And he looks like a trustworthy individual, at least from the front

13.01.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You be nice to that god-fearing boy, you know how much time he spends on his knees in prayer, serving muscle bo….dy builder in a christ-honoring manner.

13.01.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pushing both polygamy and shrimping in the first week of 2026. Bold move, Costar.

06.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why they gotta bring toes/feet into it though?!?

06.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

* FWIW, I like Emma

06.01.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or is the face of a man who then committed telepathic adultery with a bleach blond, diamond body, plastic surgery addict, maternal instinct fetishizing colonizer* after both the broccoli-roasting redhead and the jilted postpartum depression demon-collaborating redhead no longer β€œflip his visor”?

06.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a christmas sweater is standing in front of a gun and says oh , i know . ALT: a man in a christmas sweater is standing in front of a gun and says oh , i know .
31.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is truth in chaos

31.12.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be changing that @ to Ira Frostbussy

29.12.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I too would bake a faerie cake, buy some elderflower wine, and make a b-line for the closest faerie circle (if i knew where one was).

28.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Far less. By modern standards, bargains with the fae, demons, elder gods, and even temple usurers are a bargain.

28.12.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My first was one of the tiny Little Earthquake shows and then Under the Pink

27.12.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t - by the later 90s I’d moved into edm/techno (thanks, Matrix Soundtrack!)

27.12.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Twofer, because it’s impossible to say which played a larger role in turning me into the weird, angry, overly sensitive freak I am today

27.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes?? We’re all freaks here, how is that even a question hah

27.12.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol talk to Bluesky about images/vids in DMs and then we can have that conversation πŸ˜‰

27.12.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol yes

27.12.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a large and heavy hammer if it doesn’t…

27.12.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Roomba? The j series is better about β€œobstacle” avoidance than my i series was. The i rolled over some dogshit and have a new meaning to the phrase β€œskid marks”

27.12.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers and Lysol and Purell, friend.

27.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You go first

27.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is some Twitter fuckery

We don’t act like this over here

26.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ummm has anyone ever seen Melena (intentional typo) and Melisandre together?

26.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone got the name of those Etsy witches that specialize in effective curses…?

26.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh it does add up, it just adds up to

26.12.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Offering money for nudes but had to borrow the money?!? πŸ’€

26.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s why I said β€œexcept” lol

Sean Cody is basically this meme

26.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this sound like a Sean Cody holiday special, except with color and seasoning?

But also: yes

26.12.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still new to Chicago, so Dark Tower is a spot for me! Adding to the β€œcheck them out” list, thank you!

26.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The kind of gay other grown ass gays warn their friends to stay away from.

26.12.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0