Dungeon Junk

Your searching yields a diabolic maul. It glows faintly and once belonged to a druid.

You are rewarded with a fabric breastplate. It's adorned with skulls of clumsily crafted decaying wood. It's worth about... 54 silver?

You uncover a scroll; your goblinoid is rusty but you think it's the spell Detect Water.

You detect a mysterious obsidian chain-mail tunic. It glitters with skulls of highly polished iron. It's worth upwards of 58 silver.

From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a hide breastplate that used to belong to a golem. When you wear it you feel light-headed.

A dæmon summons a hide breastplate worth about 56 silver. When you wear it you are compelled to commit crimes.

The treasure vault contains a diabolic chattering pickaxe! It has an Elven accent and it complains loudly if it's too hot or cold

The treasure vault contains an ensorcelled singing short sword! It has a Mezian accent and it only sings rude songs.

The Lich warlord rewards you with an enchanted coughing chain-mail tunic! It has a Parzian accent and it's really loud.

Your searching yields a scroll; your Infernal is rusty but you think it's the spell Power Word: Hair. Someone's doodled flowers in the margin.

You are rewarded with a fabric sandal worth about 63 copper. When you wear it you're convinced you see traps which don't exist.

The Senior Vice President Of Basilisks rewards you with a tanned hide pair of trousers that used to belong to a ghoul. When you wear it it makes you look shorter.

You trip over an enchanted crystal wizard's staff which allows you to charm whales but makes your skin unbearably itchy when used.

In the bugbear's backpack is a magical wailing flask! It has a Bloadian accent and it only does embarrassingly rude limericks.

You detect a weird obsidian bracelet. It keeps reappearing in your pack whenever you try and get rid of it and once belonged to a gnome.

You pilfer a scroll; it's smudged but you can make out the spell Polymorph to Water. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.

A dæmon summons a scroll; it's a bit magical but you can just about decipher the spell Tenser’s Floating Fire.

You are rewarded with an enchanted staff which can summon a psychic energy but it only works indoors.

In the old crate you find a scroll; you attempt to translate it, and discover it's the spell Tenser’s Floating Wind. But... the words writhe under your gaze. Now it says 'Hand of Dust'!

Under the mold you discover an unearthly dragon-glass staff which changes the volume of your voice but it makes you angry when you use it.

A mysterious figure hands you the fabled wizard's staff Goblincleaver, which once beheaded a sparrow.

Under the mold you discover a shiny emerald goblet. It is haunted by a sad spirit.

From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces the legendary wizard's staff Wand of Næg which can banish basilisks but only during the day.

In the old cupboard you find the renowned bastard sword Flamebiter, which was once used to slay an ettin.

While looting the tomb you find an ensorcelled yodelling gauntlet! It has a Parzian accent and it sings discordant notes that put you on edge.

You come across a tarnished lead wizard's staff which can cast light but it catches fire whenever you use it.

You are rewarded with a mysterious oak cup. It is bedevilled by the phantom of a dead bugbear. It's worth 69 copper, give or take.

You stumble upon a mysterious decaying wood glaive. It is bedevilled by the spirit of a dead elephant.

A wizard conjures up an ensorcelled staff which can alter the appearance of your eyes but makes your skin unbearably itchy when used.

You find the notorious halberd Lightcalibur, which was once used to kill a seagull.