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Vancouver trip this weekend!!! The thing I’m looking forward to most is missing Thanksgiving

You think I’m “nonchalant” but rly I’m just masking 😏

That appetizer was delicious, I can’t wait for the main course

oh u think u can out-drink me? I use Cutwater as my chaser

IMPORTANT PSA ‼️‼️‼️

I love standing in the kitchen doing shots and scrolling phone !!!

I <# my bad guy

Tip included also CAD 😭 but they’re like huuuuge chicken strips like to the point you’d question the chicken it came from lmao

Alcohol is craaaazy cusse why’d I just order 3 chicken strips for $40

Like I didn’t even swear or anything how do they know 😭😭😭

FUCK off what kinda AI detection BS is this…..

New fav drinking activity: put on How It’s Made and see how many “that’s what she said” jokes you can say

Come to our farmers market there’s going to be hundreds of vendors selling things such as:

- acrylic earrings
- 3D printed dragons
- acrylic earrings
- 3D printed fidget toys
- acrylic earrings
- alcohol for a 300% markup
- acrylic earrings

Can we start making things with preservatives again I’m tired of cleaning my fridge out every other week

I literally have stickers of her on my mug and PlayStation and was like OH YEAH she’s in this 😂😭

How did I put off watching The Bad Guys for this long bruh I loved this movie

Started playing Balatro… it’s been nice knowing yall 🫡

I need to rewatch mlp & get back to my roots

@pisstempytor.bsky.social sup bby

Low key worried I’m getting “too old” for video games and when gta 6 comes out I’ll play the first mission and then be tired and go to bed 😭😭😭

Hate when a post is so obviously engagement baiting cause I so badly want to explain to everyone in the comments but that still counts as engaging 😩

hmu if u want the skin code I prolly won’t use it tbh

Just wanna give a big shoutout to the EU for making the internet an inherently worse place to be. They rly think companies aren’t scraping our data when we decline cookies 💔

Everyday I see “[insert group/individual] suing Donald Trump for [insert illegal thing]” bro. Please explain to me how you think this magical lawsuit will stop them

No Stefon on 50th anniversary weekend update is a sin!!! Watching the rest of the episode disappointedly

Shirt & pants my bf got me for Valentines ❤️🖤🤍

Everyone mad at Trump for cancelling pennies but Canadians will tell you this is the one actual good decision he’s made

Why does RFK Jr talk like he’s standing on a washing machine

Pls how much expendable ad dollars does Better Help have to keep such a chokehold on all these podcasts

Sisyphus was actually rolling the boulder up an inflation graph