I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
nfr.wj-phwj = kj
"How beautiful are thy buttocks!"32
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Attention, followers: you now know how to write "nice ass" in hieroglyphics.
I was late to work today because I decided to try and read the full essay
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#teamstarkid #timebastard #tnoykaraxis #tinky
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mouthwashing boice claims hi huys!!!
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current-vibe
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how i look at the pregnant mother after swallowing her car keys
24.10.2024 11:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this is literally Charlotte Sweetly
22.10.2024 22:02 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ksusing him on the mouhtb
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sam sweetly you will begin to cough in 7 days
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and she did!
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THIS IS SO COOL WHAT????
20.10.2024 12:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
its only mouthing!!!
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im a personal believer of femme lesbian peter spankoffski ๐๐
20.10.2024 11:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
โted only likes charlotte for sexโ shut your WHORE MOUTH
20.10.2024 02:47 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
at least 99% sure that when charlotteโs infected ted tries to get through to her by saying โits okay, listen, its okayโ never gonna get over this btw
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TEDCHAR YURI RAHHHHH
#starkid
20.10.2024 01:46 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
what do you mean im going to college soon tgats scary
20.10.2024 01:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
tcbob was so good btw
20.10.2024 00:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
me everytime i remember that had i not made a dsmp joke that one time to those two girls that one time i wouldnt be going into theatre
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either that or ted and pete hang out a lot
19.10.2024 23:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
tommy from smosh gives me gender envy and i cant really describe why
19.10.2024 19:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
when im watching tgwdlm and charlotte starts praying for sam to wake up
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when im watching npmd and richie says he loves being alive
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i feel mean though. its not even like morally bad its justโฆ it takes away so much from their character,,,
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i watched the most recent ep the one w the straight gys OMG I LIKE DAMIEN TOO i forgot to mention him
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yeah
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my honest reaction to terrible headcanons about my favourite characters (im too scared to say anything but im judging hard)
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slowly getting into smosh,, angela tommy and chanse are my favs so far
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