Ted

He’s a Russian agent. So yes.

“Halthcare”. Stop using AI.

I always did.

William Henry Harrison was president for a month and is on the list twice

Please please please retire. Asshole.

Yikes! 🤦‍♂️

You’re about 10 years late, Chuckles.

And?

I’m guessing she sleeps quite well knowing that you won’t do a goddamn thing about it, except possibly another sternly-worded letter. Resign.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

What part of “abolish” do you not understand?

I’m surprised Kid Rock didn’t perform one of his recent hit songs.

No we don’t. We want it abolished. Feckless coward.

Do it.

I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

[paraphrase of someone else's story about something else entirely:]

ICE RECRUITER: Do you have any Nazi tattoos?

ICE RECRUIT: Are they still necessary?

Maybe you should call your senator

Coward

I absolutely HATE when someone arbitrarily dictates what language people can use in their own posts. It is so disrespectful…please refrain from doing so. Thanks.

CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”

Shame on you

@weratedogs.com Somebody is stealing your gimmick

He’s also an actor and used to be a rapper.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country."