I AM WRECK-GAR! | TFA

D’awww, it really makes my faceplate smile so wide you’re keeping my crab friend happy and healthy! I hope you’re giving it the life of LUXURY!!!!!! ✨

@idaretobestupid.bsky.social handed me a crab a while back and I’ve just kept it in a tank. Cute little bugger

HOLY COW! Be sure to stay safe everyone! Always remember to wash your servos and stay six feet apart!!!

Today is a very, VERY, special day… because today is my pal Weird Al’s BIRTHDAY!!!!! 🎶🪗

YUM! Anymore left for Wreck-Gar??

Falalalalala~~!!! FalalalaLAAAH!!!! I need to get my voicebox ready for Christmas caroling EARLY!

Hmm... Well... I dunno! I never thought of that! Maybe- that someone, or somebot, out there in this wacky world we call Earth, can too enjoy Wreck-Gar for being Wreck-Gar!

Welcome to the “Allspark-Energy-Creation-Club” CLUB!!! 🎉

Ooo, what a pretty picture! 🤩

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*And just like that, a comical amount of tears begin to waterfall from his optics as he surprise swoops Ratchet into a big ol' hug, lifting the poor old mech into the air.*

AW, RATCHET!!!!! I didn't -- *sniff!* I didn't know -- *sniffle!* you -- thought of me that way...!!!

[ooc] hey all!!! sorry for my inactivity, school has been a pretty big obstacle right now 😭… I’ll still be going in and out of replies and posts the best I can! But i’m still here!

Wait a click, Is it…

*Another short pause as he connects the dots, but when he does, his optics widen and glimmer with excitement*

Is it meeeee???

WHY AM I A CAT?)!?)/?(_631!?(90

WHO DID THIS??!

WHY AM I AN ORGANIC CAT???

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!))??/?/!7(;???

@imissyouratchet.bsky.social

I could only dream

I am Wreck-Gar! Do you have my number?

Magazine cover with our favorite princess @bestpinkbot.bsky.social 💗

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#arcee #transformers #transformersanimated

Well that’s not nice…

Is it… Hm. I wonder what can it be?
*He taps his servo to his chin in deep thought while he digs through his trailer.*

Is it an… Apricot? Traffic Cone? Amber block? What about these bright orange beach shorts? Not your size? Well it’s not mine either! *he flicks it away.*

Oh! WAIT! I know! - I think I know what orange reminds you of! Can I take a crack at it? Can I?!

I am Wreck-Gar, and I won't hurt you! Don't worry, I was a Decepticon too for about 1 minute tops, but now, I'm a Hero! And I think you can be one too!

Pretty in pink! Now THAT'S a good color! What about... orange!

I don't need no "Strawed Page" nonsense. If you have a question for me say it to my face like a real bot.

1 Shanix for advice
5 Shanix for good advice

What's your... favorite color? EVER?

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Everybody is afraid of a little something! Don't you worry, because I am Wreck-Gar and I will protect you!

There needs to be no introduction for the likeliness of myself, the most intelligent and truly the greatest seeker of all other clones below ME! -🔷

Why do you want to know more about me!? I promise I've done nothing of note! I'm just a lowly seeker- Just please leave me alone- I'll do ANYTHING! -🟣

Oh, but I can’t answer this! From Thundercracker’s incredible confidence to Ramjet’s genius deception — Why, I simply pale in comparison to them all! -☀️

To our fantastic followers --
I've opened a new channel for communication using "Strawpage"! Please send us your most marvelous messages to your Sparks' content! -☀️
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Really? Gosh, the honor is all mine! I’m such a great Bot because I’m a HERO!

Ohhh! Right! I am Wreck-Gar, I have a couple of screws LOOSE! Thanks for telling me!