Tyler Durden

Mexicos president announces U.S. forces are unwelcome in her country.

“Preach it, sister.” - #California.

The original Birkin bag just sold for $10Mil.
#FreeLuigi

“The federal government is not leaving L.A., I don’t work for Karen Bass. ... We’re going to be here until that mission is accomplished.” “Better get used to us now,” he added, “because this is gonna be normal very soon.”

- Border Patrol El Centro Sector Chief Gregory Bovino

I have had the adage: “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.l - Napoleon Bonaparte
Going through my head a lot this week.
Musk is forming his own political party.

Maybe if the mango madman gets distracted by sending troops to Iran, he’ll pull them out of my neighborhood.

So Tangarine Palpatine spent $45M of our military budget, wasted our troops time, tied up DC for three days, for what NEWSMAX estimated was 10,000 people to show up and leave early. Meanwhile, 12.1 million people #NoKings protested across the entire U.S. #SoThatWentWell

“One must imagine sisyphus happy.”

If ICE agents have families who haven’t convinced them to get out of the child snatching profession, then they can get bent too.

The rest of the United States is living off of California and we want our money back. Trump is playing with fire and by gawd, it’s time to show him who’s the best state in the Union.

Speaking as a Californian, fuck those guys. We are the majority.

At what point are the 2nd Amendment “Defenders of the Constitution” going to stand up and fight exactly? Because I’m hearing crickets.

Just off the top of my head, the Cheeto Benito has blatantly violated Article 1, Article 2, probably Article 3, the 1st, definitely the 5th, 6th, 7th, definitely the 10th, 14th, and is looking at the 12th and 22nd amendments

#Trump: Alien Enemies Act renditions?
#SCOTUS: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Any two chimpanzees are more genetically different than any two humans randomly selected from anywhere in the world. We are a very uniform species, nearly identical by comparison. We are also ALL Africans.

#SCOTUS unanimously rules that cops do not have an unlimited license to kill black people over a traffic stop. #paraphrased

Isn’t this from Ephesians?

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Senator Booker is kicking ass.

Greenland. Check your pockets when Vance leaves.

Vaccinations will increase exponentially once ENOUGH children die. Kansas is currently teed up. #vaccinate

There’s a common movie trope where the CIA won’t share with British Intelligence because British intelligence is too leaky. Yeah. #signalgate

Be glad we rarely use paleoproterozoic.

You’re welcome.

Recent firing.

These two things are true:
1) AI is a lot of hype.
2) Some #AI is revolutionary.

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Starship Troopers isn’t a policy manual? Wut?!

Edolf. 🤣

Like, totally!