Elijah Zarlin

Genuinely stupid and fallacious argument from Mr Wonderballs

What’s that like 6 weeks cash burn?

The elder millennial urge to welcome everybody to the wild wild west

The elder millennial urge disarm you with a smile

The Elder Millennial urge to flip on the tele, wrestle with Jimmy.

Spot on.

Yeah he was weak and ultimately detrimental. It’s possible he didn’t know “all of the above” was a catastrophe (tho it was pretty clear at the time) but I think he’s too smart not to know, which makes it worse. But people loved him then and they love him now which remains surprising to me, too 😜

All I’m saying is: If you think Trump’s climate denial is a problem, know that Obama did it too. Worse IMO, because he told you he was helping when (he knew?) he wasn’t.

😭😭😭

Some half-assed, un-codified rule making, following what the market was already doing to coal.

So Trump could just say “nah.”

If you’re wondering how we got to a place where Trump can declare that the thing that is straight up killing us is not actually a danger, well…

Thanks, Obama!

Coming off Bush’s unprecedented handover of energy policy to big oil, with a generational bully pulpit opportunity, on *an urgent, existential* problem that needs mass communication to compete with Big Oil’s limitless propaganda funds, he didn’t even try.

There are a lot of woulda/couldas in the history of the fight against fossil fuel pollution.

Bush v Gore is probably the worst.

But Obama is #2 and it’s not close.

-Let die in the Senate the only bill actually limiting carbon pollution ever to pass a house of congress.
-Put a natural gas dude in charge of DOE and scolded everyone who said gas and fracking was also, obviously, bad, actually.

Just a lil note for the “that’s my prez” peeps. This MF:

-Lifted the oil export ban
-Bragged about record oil and gas drilling
-Approved northern leg of KXL
-Put a commercial vehicle exemption in CAFE stds that is the reason every car is now a military-grade tank
-Did nothing about Citizens United

Man, the super bowl is really like grocery stores’ super bowl.

Pete Davidson with an all time and unapologetic break on “I’m Tom Holman!” 💀💀💀

The last rights video was a gut punch

Mike Tyson also disappointing.

Zodiac, The Wire, Task, a million episodes of Law and Order…

This is going to absolutely ruin the plotlines of so much great film and TV.

The reality of escalating extreme weather as we start 2026: Meteorologist @climatechris.bsky.social breaks it down.

Serious question: Do you accept that this is happening?

When the book is written on the 45 years of politics and policy that turned America into an oligarchy and kleptocracy with no functional rule of law, Hoyer can say “I only missed the first four months!”

What can you even say to an 87 year old who’s been in congress for all but 2 months of the 45 years of policy that handed America to corporate rule other than GOOOO!

“Life is unfair” is an incredible kicker to a letter written by a pedophile, to another pedophile, about a 3rd pedophile.

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"The lips looks swollen and lumpy, which would be consistent with fresh lip filler,' she said, pointing to a popular social media infographic that shows the life cycle of lip filler. "We recommend patients give it four weeks between filler and any important event like a wedding, gala - or Vanity Fair photo shoot!"

Every word of this, poetry.

www.huffpost.com/entry/karoli...

Honesty, if the @nytimes.com is gonna run this crap, just come out and say “climate change isn’t real.”

I’m sure this seems super smart and serious to anyone who has not heard A SINGLE FUCKING THING ANY CLIMATE SCIENTIST HAS SAID IN THE LAST 10+ YEARS. The physical realities don’t give a shit about political realities (or Yglesias’ view of them from deep, DEEP inside Big Oil’s asshole.)

YouTube video by Frankie Saitta The Wolf of Wall Street - Rob Reiner's underrated performance

“Gene, how are you, Gene!”

Somehow Rob Reiner has maybe the funniest scene in this movie. An incredible 35 seconds.

Kid: Alexa, play Christmas music.

Me: Can we listen to something else? there’s nothing worse than Christmas music.

Kid: Alexa, play Chanukah music.

Me: Correction…

“Trump”: Bam Margera walking into the Jackass office “Email about Trump blowing Bubba”: We Man raising his hand to Bam and saying High Five! “Memes about Trump Blowing Bubba” the massive, hidden, spring-loaded high five hand loaded with flour sacks slamming into Bam and antiquing him

High five!

bigger monster meme smiling guy: "Trump" Monster behind him: "The email about photos of trump blowing bubba" The much bigger monster behind them "The memes about trump blowing bubba"

I don't think a sitting president has ever been roasted more savagely or painfully (for him).