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Good boi! I wish I was your toddler.

Has he caught a taste for spices yet?

Gourmand!! I love this for his taste buds!

Hell yes! I love this story!

Oh wow! I wish I had witnessed this! That’s so cool e hoa.

Oh my god someone Halloweened both iterations of my beautiful photorealistic painting

This is better than Christmas

Haha!! Oh yeah! You would totally have been!

It looks like an orb weaver to me. I don't know the exact species, but check out these little buddies here (all perfectly harmless, of course, as well as being very shiny) 🕷️ www.brycephotography.co.nz/orb-weavers-...

OMFG. Hahahaha! Somehow this is a far greater story than actually seeing them! Sad and wrong as it is.

My naughty mouser! Who seems to like cats more than humans these days. Unless it’s breakfast time when he sits on my chest in bed until I get up! How are you??

Chow down on it, I say! Absolute protein for the brain.

I believe in you D!

Argh!!!!! I have had to post FOUR cat deaths on social media over the years so I should know much better than this. Fuck the couch!! (Not like JD Vance would tho!).
I love his l’il close upped face!

'They are extraordinary': A Kiwi couple's $150m gift to NZ wildlife The $150m will be spent over 10 years in massive conservation projects across New Zealand.

Wow wow WOW 💖 www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kiwi-coup... Kiwi couple gift $150m to restore native wildlife in New Zealand

Buster the British Blue cat scratching the couch with wide yellow eyes because he’s been caught!

Buster the British Blue cat scratching the blue couch. Looking slightly downward.

RIP my newish (but second hand) couch!

@drspidernz.bsky.social might be the best person I know to ask! It’s very shiny!

Great! Have an awesome time! Must take selfie!

Something a little jazzy but comfortable?

Gasp! I need something like this on my lounge wall!

Hahaha! I got told I could win an Olympic medal for jaw strength. Also managed to keep my mouth zipped! Mostly it just means cracked teeth for me.

a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

Oh pooze. All I can say is enjoy some peace and rest up.

Any port in a storm!

I had a couple of days in bed this week. Tested neg also. Feeling so much better better today. Eyes and nose were streaming! Hope you’re goes quickly too. X

Bit late to this, but that’s great news Linda!

Hehe. Been a handy invention!

I was on a video call thank fuck!

SCREAMING OVER HERE!!

I’ve got them all queued up to play my colleagues tomorrow