🔸josie🔸

guess it's time to start reading again because I am about to have a near-empty social calendar

a woman in a pink dress is crying ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying

hung out with them for the last time before their big move... officially like 80% of my friends live long distance... I'm doing totally okay and not lacking community at all

actually if I had a nemesis it would be Ticketmaster, I hope that fuck d*es! just called them bc I was confused, turns out they have attached OVER EIGHTY DOLLARS worth of fees to reselling warped tickets. anyways if anyone wants a ticket for LA GA 2-day lmk, I have an extra & I'm gonna cry

and the energy difference is so huge between these approaches to friendship, both are lovely dgmw but I'm just bummed out big time to be losing this

part of this is that standard adult friendships are like "here let's do [thing that costs money and is very short and structured] and then I'll see u next month or in a few months;" these people actually want to hang out w me like weekly or biweekly & initiate & don't care that it's not structured

having a breakdown about two of the homies moving out of state because once they leave approximately 75% of my closest friends will be living long distance, and they are honestly two of the only ppl rn who actively and frequently make plans w me and make me feel wanted as a friend not like a chore

Experiencing the first-time stress of "neither my parents nor my partner's parents have a car we can borrow and both our cars broke down at the same time" stress and looking up 3 hour public transit commutes and $60 uber rides someone end me neither of those are practical 😭

have friends that both love u AND text u back/live near u/hang out with u when you're over 25 challenge: rated impossible

had the thought "well [engaged couple] friends will text me back & be better communicators etc next year when they aren't moving into a new home and planning a wedding" .......then I remembered they want kids, chat it's probably over huh I'm in denial 😭😭

realizing all the fat fashion & style accounts I follow on insta are basically just promoting amazon shit so I keep unfollowing... anyways can I give up on fast fashion and pretend it's because I'm a lesbian who cares about sustainability and just wear the same two outfits (I'm tired)

being my friend be like

what you don't understand is I'm from northern utah. If I don't know which direction is north at all times I will feel like I need to crawl out of my skin and screech.

There needs to be an authority where you can report people who walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands.

last night before bed I had the distinctive thought that the world would be so much better if Costco just sold clothes that were a bit sluttier

when u roll up to the last pull through spot and someone rolls up from the other side and parks there :( :(

this post is brought to you by menchies asking if I want to tip at checkout.. at an in-and-out self-serve frozen yogurt place?🤣 dw I did but be so fucking serious right now!! tips used to be for waiters etc and now it's like they want us to tip EVERYONE instead of just paying them a wage goddamn

bro I hate america's tip bullshit like what do you mean you keep raising the prices but you're not paying your workers more so you want me to pay more AND tip them??

Utah I swear to God--

i'll be on the verge of a full blown panic attack and then realize the big light has been on for hours

i actually need to read everything ever written about everything but unfortunately i have a job and one day might die

went to a HIIT workout class the morning after staying out late for a concert I'm unstoppable

LMAO a group chat?? Using emojis?? Did they even try?? 😂😂

done hanging out with younger people lol wdym I'm heading over to your house at 6 but we're not eating together and you're not even going to offer me snacks while I'm there😂😂

*leaving the break room after running into my boss* hmmm I did not exactly ace that social situation

it deeply disturbs me that even with our best intentions we are incapable of going about life never hurting anyone

so many companies fucking up so many boycotts so much evil, maybe it's just time to be stingy and only give my money to local artists, kroger, and Costco rn and try not to spend $$ on shit lmfaooo

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country