Gabe Newell

i know yall hard as fuck right now

@noah.ixnoah.live can you not

how many syllables in komodo? that's what i thought

i'm never working with the japanese again bro

Happy birthday, me. (In all timezones before GMT+1)

The Steam Communities are empty. Rumours skim the voids keeping fans apart, as if filling the hole left from an unannounced game, or say, a sold item. A familiar sale is produced. It's the one the Steam Store plays to keep its customers in tune.

It is your sixty third birthday, and as with all […]

> Gabe: Quickly retrieve arms from STEAM INVENTORY.

You try to retrieve your arms from your STEAM INVENTORY, but remember that you sold all of it after a surprise MARKET CRASH caused by one of your SUBORDINATES.

Predictably, the items have already SOLD for $0.03. You have already been scooped […]

happy hallow sween

gabe

Your name is GABE NEWELL. You have a variety of INTERESTS. These include RIDING YACHTS, hosting a GAMING PLATFORM and READING E-MAILS. You also like to play DEFENCE OF THE ANCIENTS 2.

diversify your portfolio

i l oe riding on my fucking billion trillion dolar yacht paidf rom all the children i made into gambling addicts

heeeelll yeaaah brother

im in bed right now

i am never making a fucking gimmick account again Half Life 3 Half Life 3 soon guys Are you laughing yet

I am going to be consumed by the source engine and become one with the valve

https://wetdry.world/@gabenewellvalve/115329040901385518

Gabe newell haha tims weneey haha hfuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

i fucking hate this account

I follow 2 people.

Gabe Newell Bath

https://wetdry.world/@gabenewellvalve/115248504901619133

Tim Sweeney bathtub

zzz

We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it

There is no reason I am announcing this at this moment in time it's just that it's on sale guys don't read into this

steam political sim fest ad

We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include:

- We. The Revolution
- Political Arena
- America vs America

That's all! Have fun!

"why is this bad"
first they go for the porn, then they go for the trans people, then all the queer people, then the black people, and so on and so on

Steam Bends to Payment Processors on Porn Games Steam, which has hosted sex games for years, says developers must now comply with the standards of payment processors and financial institutions.

https://www.404media.co/steam-bends-to-payment-processors-on-porn-games/

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

https://action.aclu.org/petition/mastercard-sex-work-work-end-your-unjust-policy

the fuck you mean i can't play my furry porn games

CHEAP
CHEAPER
YET CHEAPER

THE PRICE DROPS KEEP SLOWING
SUMMER SALES GETTING CHEAPER

THE NEXT SUMMER SALE IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY SHIT.

HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,