@dandelionedheart.bsky.social
Hi! she/her (gender) it/its (identity) im 20 and an autistic border collie | my owner doesnt exist lol you can call me dandelion if you like 18+ MDNI #1 being a dog fan
i am actually SO CONFUSED....... maybe i do.... :(
04.02.2026 11:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"oh boy I sure wish people could suddenly hear themselves through my mic all of a sudden!"
the ever helpful discord:
m-mmouth...... saliva... and and teeth...... also strings of saliva.. fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04.02.2026 10:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I DONT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!! :(((((((
04.02.2026 10:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wishing that they'd tell you what they want to do to you :3 i shouldnt be fantasising about them TELLING me things but i AM!!!!!! is this pathetic coded?
04.02.2026 10:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHAT!!!!!!?!?!?!???!?!?!? WHY NOT?????????!!!!!!?!?!?
04.02.2026 09:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02.02.2026 11:18 β π 12138 π 4373 π¬ 0 π 1
Honestly very very reasonable.
03.02.2026 11:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh my gosh I didn't even consider that my mind went to like, a wolf mane
03.02.2026 11:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0calling it a mane is doing things to me.
03.02.2026 11:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah okay imagining this along with pouring drinks in my mouth is pretty good thanks colonel. thats another for the collection of ideas i quite like..
02.02.2026 21:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got a job for you, 621. We've received a contract from Lockheed Martin.
01.02.2026 18:10 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0hurray!!!! praise!!!!!!
01.02.2026 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quake III
31.01.2026 07:10 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0robot boobs that beep when you press them
31.01.2026 11:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i may.....
30.01.2026 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0unsure lol. we'll have to wait and see if i start making a bunch of posts about things like that lol
30.01.2026 12:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the entirety of bluesky is trying to make me more into things
30.01.2026 12:49 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0the entirety of bluesky is trying to make me more into things
30.01.2026 12:49 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0BUT IM-I MEAN THE PEN IS GONNA RUIN ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS!!
30.01.2026 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0im already wanting to dress as a plague doctor and do plague doctor themed medfet posts isnt that enough!!!!!!
30.01.2026 12:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YEAH NO IT DEFINITELY IS YOU WERE A CONTRIBUTOR TO REMEMBERING I KIND OF LIKE SOME MEDFET STUFF!!! GRR!!
30.01.2026 12:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (what the frick) WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN!!!!!! DONT PUT NEW THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD!!!!!!
30.01.2026 12:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0okay well IT might want to but i never said that................
30.01.2026 12:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HEY I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
30.01.2026 12:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THATS A GOOD ONE YOURE SLAYING WITH THAT ONE
30.01.2026 12:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0youre so fricking righttttt we gotta get walkers honestly..
30.01.2026 12:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's CRAZY. i could never be a handler clearly because i bought replacement ink thingies for my favourite pen even though its really not high quality im just attached to it. what does that make me?
30.01.2026 12:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0oh dear. yeah i get that. especially for me going out on my own isnt super fun but hopefully you feel better about it soon.
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