D. B. Cooper

Never trust a solution that starts with “all you gotta do is…” 🥴

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I am no longer calling it the “party”, at this point its a gang

*Me heading to the leftovers before the rest of the house wakes up*

I couldn’t quite put my finger on my irritation with the Red v. Blue, Dems v. Repubs think pieces, then it came to me. For the 1st time in my lifetime, this feels like if you voted against “we aren’t going back”, you directly voted FOR the confederacy.

I’m kind of afraid to watch the fight tonight, we, as a people, have taken too much loss this month and it’s only the 15th 😩🫣🤣

Amanda was robbed 😢

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Reading in your voice while I was screaming it got me in here like

Mike just kissed his son, a** cheeks exposed, live on Netflix. Oh Mike think he in the jungle for real 😩😩😩