✰ megan ✰

men will literally invent the concept of infinity instead of saying “i don’t know”

It's honestly super fucked that if you want to wake at a decent hour you gotta go to bed at a decent hour

anybody else feel like the systems of control that dominate their entire life only ratchet tighter and tighter as time goes on. Laws upon laws until everything is illegal once someone is mad at you

I'm a hoarder of packing materials and every time I get to use a funky shaped box or bit of packing peanuts or whatever I saved, I'm like YES, never throwing anything away was all worth it!!

the only reason i know latin is to whisper “et tu, bruh?” when betrayed

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

people say “small world” like it’s good news. no it’s terrifying. get me out.

"this happened to me when i was a kid and i turned out fine" no you didn't! you're a freak!! we're all freaks !!!

And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

i think i’m finally ready to forgive everyone who wronged me between the years of 2010 and 2014

not to sound like someone’s aunt at a winery, but i’ve been feeling rather cinematic lately

hate to say it*

*loves saying it

Everyone you meet today could have a positive impact on your life so for the love of god, people, stay home

my body is a machine that turns 2am note pad thoughts into posts™️

i don’t want to brag but i get a ton of new unfollowers every day

my toxic trait is thinking i could fix the Roman Empire

*as a contestant on a baking show* before you critique my dessert you should know i have a gun

honestly, i’m just trying to live a life that would make a therapist say “interesting”

“trust issues” is such a cute way to say “pattern recognition”

don't listen to anyone telling you to touch grass. becoming mildly popular on a microblogging platform fixed all of my problems forever with no downsides

i think i’d thrive in the 1800s if it weren’t for everything about the 1800s

every app wants me to verify i’m human. honey, i’m barely that

Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking

i’m in a situationship with the concept of potential

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

every relationship can be long distance if you’re emotionally unavailable enough

a roomba that makes tamales

yeah, i’m built different (like an ikea nightstand put together without the manual)

i believe in reincarnation because i’m exhausted like i’ve done this before