✰ megan ✰

yeah, i’m good at problem-solving, but the problems must first present themselves in the form of riddles screamed by a crow in a dream

if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko

i no longer ask people for advice.. i simply gaze into the reflective surface of a soup spoon like it’s a magic mirror until i have a revelation that connects all the dots

i have been making a point to experiment with every colour of eyeshadow in this palette i got earlier this year. having a lot of fun trying different combinations, love using different reds and purples, but i just tried this neon green you’d think would be hideous but is shockingly fun actually

a tiny frog on a person’s finger

early photo of me

wait till you mix green and gold, dimensions of beautiful previously inconceivable

work–life balance but it’s measured on the same scale they used in the ancient Egyptian “weighing of the heart”, so my workload cannot exceed the spiritual weight of a single feather

A custom advent calendar that serves up a daily dose of cringe, recalling moments like accidentally saying “love you” instead of “goodbye” to your boss.

i feel like we have been sleeping on green eyeshadow, blue got an entire decade but the real star is actually green

(surrounded by big screen and little screen all day) what if i also had medium screen

you guys should quit your jobs and just do this full time

they’re certainly no friends of mine

just saw someone call it a “dipplo gengar” instead of a doppelgänger. man tell me you haven’t seen the vampire diaries without telling me

no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested

Twitter screenshot “Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.”

taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies

milf (movie i’d like to finish)

if you’re “one in a million” it means you have eight thousand (8000) potential besties out there

not really, i said the best day possible not the best day ever

i made some london-fogs at home and now i’m watching the fellowship of the ring

i’m determined to have the best possible day every single day

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

i feel like you have to be a massive loser to hate on matthew lillard

A drawing of a person cheerily walking captioned on my way to make things worse. by poorlydrawnlines

logging on

a lot of the time i can tell, but what has it done for my whimsy? just taking the joy out of a good Pinterest scroll

Grant me the serenity to continue my unacceptable behavior.

i respect villains who monologue. i too need 45 minutes to explain why i’m right.

a tale as old as time
girl falls for guy who hands out free cheese samples

getting fired from the keyboard factory for not putting in enough shifts

december is great because time stops existing and many households, including mine, become solely cheese oriented