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Man did this country shit the fucking bed. Absolutely pathetic.

Who fucking cares.

I smell winter. 😑

“What are you doing?”

“Pretending like I’m unemployed!”

FLAG: Sandwich guy has been found not guilty.

Mostly slapping this on my profile for the laughs. Or the sheer horror of the stupidity we’re being subjected to?

What a bunch of goons.

maybe it's a bad idea to make a bunch of old dudes stand around on camera for an hour while everyone takes turns kissing Trump's ass

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Hey, looks like everyone is awake and paying attention at least.

Tuesday Night Massacre

Sounds great!

Solid Halloween- hungover and shitting fire!

To those who voted for Trump because they were too spooked about drag queens reading to their kids…

Congratulations.

Now you can’t afford your kids.

This is America, motherfucker.

They saved nothing of the East Wing. A 123 year old building with gorgeous woodwork. They destroyed it all.

He doesn’t exactly need the workspace.

ICE agents are reportedly creeping around high schools in Chicago. And because they are wearing masks, often not wearing uniforms and using unmarked vehicles this means that ANYONE could show up dressed like this and disappear kids off the streets. This is especially dangerous

Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk.

Welcome to MAGAmerica.

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

What a whiny little shit.

They don’t have the power to do what they’re threatening on a grand scale.

But they want us to think they do.

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

So Charlie Kirk’s murderer was an angry young white man with a gun fetish and a conservative background. Which, if we’re going to stereotype things, is exactly who you would have expected.

BREAKING: A majority of Brazil’s Supreme Court panel has voted to convict ex-President Jair Bolsonaro for plotting to overturn the 2022 election

Only in America is the report of children being shot at school knocked out of the news by another shooting on the same day.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.