Damien!

Cold blooded murder. Other ❄️ retreat to their vehicles and pull up their masks.

Trump rails against DEI after deadly D.C. plane crash Following the deadly midair collision between an American Airlines jet and a military helicopter, President Donald Trump put the blame on Federal Aviation Administration's diversity, equity and inclus...

“DEI caused the crash,” he whimpered bigly. www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...

Peabody MA. 🤌🧑‍🍳

Gen Alpha’s breadface.

Tamiflubecue is my middle name! Can I sue for that?

I love my library.

All smiles in Boston @bodegacats.bsky.social

Wife hated Nosferatu. I was on the fence but her opinion really solidified the fact that I shouldn’t be married.

The fact that the world’s richest human ejaculated a demand to “fuck yourself in the face” to the vacuum of social media’s ether is mind-numbingly appropriate to me. What a skedooshe.

Reading The Omnivore’s Dilemma, an almost 20 year old speculative non-fiction on the state of the American food complex, for the first time and it’s scary how timely it remains. Like, today is still 2006 in our kitchens, grocery stores and stomachs.

And a happy snoot year!

Parker Posey, Carrie Coon and Walt Goggins?! Uhmahgah.

Quartz spikes the punch bowl.

On the other hand, butthole bleach.

For the first time ever, xkcd hurt my brain.

Rick Moranis shall forever be known as Moramos.

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Moramos as MicMac on SCTV is the stuff of legend. LEGEND. youtu.be/b0HzWMqLeiE?...

I just checked out a metal detector from my library. Found nothing so far, but hey, free metal detector.

Trump outright declares clemency and commuted sentences to Jan 6th rioters, while appointing a kakistocratic cabinet bent on destroying their department charges, and the right’s still butthurt over a man pardoning his son for non-violent crimes committed while an addict. Get bent, clowns.

After decades of public service culminating to a forced exit because of sticky mudslung claims of incompetence by a radical opposition, pardoning Hunter is the double fck you mic drop the voting majority of this country deserves.

If they get knocked down, do they get up again?

Novell yells at Napier after FSU gets routed because a few Gators drove a flag in midfield. Granted, it’s a dumb practice but why u mad at Coach bro?

Why does every other planetary moon in our solar system have a proper name, and Earth’s is just Moon? Luna isn’t even official.

Giving muppet. Awesome.

I guess you can name appliances now.

High fhive! 🖐️

Lobe-rao humor, bro.

No fight that can’t be paused with a well timed “________, multeepahss”

Show me one basement that doesn’t contain a desiccated corpse, monstrous humanoid, or parable-supporting algal growth.