Whiskey Sam

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Yall laugh but “Louvre” is actually a pretty good password.

Don’t act like you don’t google its spelling.

When I was a kid, I had a GI Joe figure I broke and I could make it’s elbow do what Jayden Daniels’ elbow did tonight.

SMU is gonna win the Coke Bowl

If you want to watch a movie that’ll make your hands sweat with anxiety, A House of Dynamite on Netflix will do the trick.

Folks do that a lot - privately finance buildings that they only intend to utilize over the next 3 years.

Guys - this is ..... a really really bad sign

I suppose the part about Dunning-Kruger that is so insidious is that those with it are the last ones to realize it.

We are, very much, living in the alternative 1985 timeline to which Marty McFly returned.

<and yes, I'm aware alt 1985 Biff Tannen was based on Donald Trump>

Hey did anyone get their Soros checks today? I’m wondering if I missed the pickup desk for those.

I used to say that Ohtani was the greatest baseball player ever just to troll and generate conversation, but no for real - Shohei Ohtani is by far - without question - the greatest baseball player to ever play baseball in the history of the game going back to Elysian Fields.

He’s going to murder civilians to distract from the Epstein files which should give you some sense for how bad those are

Biden would have been impeached and convicted within a week if he did something this blatantly corrupt and stupid. For this one thing.

There are no goalposts left to move.

79 year old autistic man complains about autism

Does this shithead not know that there is no “antifa” organization to fund?

God damn these people are stupid.

lol at the master race leader hiding his decaying hand from being photographed

The folks who were clamoring about free speech back when Jack Dorsey owned Twitter continue to prove they have no concept of what it actually means.

I'll die on this hill. Adrian Beltre was a better third baseman than Mike Schmidt.

It's close. They're both amazing. But Belts gets that nod from me.

Wait? Who tried to kill Trump? Who killed Charlie?

Tha fuk is happening here?

I’ll take things that never happened for a billion, Alex

a man with a beard is talking to a woman in the jungle . ALT: a man with a beard is talking to a woman in the jungle .

Who is “they”?

Notre Dame is the best zero win team in CFB. They should still be in the top 25 at 0-2. Two brutal losses.

Wait until they hear about the right wing extremist that shot at Trump last year and murdered Charlie Kirk. They gonna be big mad!

Was 9/11/2000 significant in some way we don't recall?

So I kinda forgot 9/11

We're going to find out some interesting things. If I'm working press for any politician, I'm telling them to cool it on speculating about the motivations of this shooter, because - like the kid who shot at President Trump, this might be a RWNJ.

Are we gonna send troops into Utah to quell this out of control gun violence there?

I think Trump might have found the thing that will take the Epstein Files out of the news cycle!

There’s a bunch of folks who are going to see the Charlie Kirk highlight reel for the first time and shrug to themselves “hmm, I guess I see why now”