@michaelchu7.bsky.social
My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk (spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
For fuck's sake if you wanna see father/son bonding taken to a whole new level just watched the glory hole scene from Arcade on Route 9 by Joe Gage
07.08.2025 14:26 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I like his song about trying to fuck your friend's dad
07.08.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite thing about this movie, a camp masterpiece that I love dearly when I'm not feeling wildly disoriented by the constantly shifting scale of the world and the cats spatial relationship to it, is that everyone SO CLEARLY went in thinking it would be a shoo-in for at least three Oscar noms
07.08.2025 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Those lyrics took him all day to write!!
07.08.2025 05:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something I think about a lot is the degree to which the world has been taken over by people who are only ever told what they want to hear, regardless of whether it is real or possible, and just double down, over and over again, when anyone (reality included) disagrees
06.08.2025 23:41 β π 160 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.
It aired in 1990.
Remember when Cuomo's campaign was like "I have the experience to stand up to Trump that these guys don't"?
06.08.2025 20:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pop culture would have you believe that newspapers are shattering windows left and right
06.08.2025 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Valid
05.08.2025 23:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is so baffling to me how many wealthy and powerful people who have cultivated an effective immunity to any crime they commit decide to be sex criminals instead of the way less despicable and more whimsical quest to eat one of every endangered species.
05.08.2025 17:52 β π 524 π 53 π¬ 36 π 5There are so many scenes where people are crying their hearts out on TV and I just imagine this BOIYOYOYOOOOOIIIING sound effect
05.08.2025 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the lesbian doctor, I'm so grateful she is here
05.08.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Y'all this show is a comedy
05.08.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The premise of Midnight Mass is EXTREMELY funny but everyone's playing it very sincerely and the men are all beautiful to gaze up and again, the premise is extremely silly
04.08.2025 23:49 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 001: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"
04.08.2025 14:56 β π 17935 π 3488 π¬ 140 π 36Here's hoping it pops ASAP
04.08.2025 19:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think about it CONSTANTLY
04.08.2025 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jon and I finished Twin Peaks the Return last week and I have thoughts obviously but the first one is that I did not realize that Twin Peaks and the SNL sketch "The Actress" are pretty much about the same thing, i.e., the existential horror of being a woman created to suffer
youtu.be/9HVH_I04ZrM?...
This is canon going forward idc idc I refuse to let it go my question at all times regarding the Marvel Universe is why aren't Scott, Jean and Logan conspicuously canoodling with each other in the background of every non-combat splash page
04.08.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's a menace!!
04.08.2025 18:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am being baldly manipulated by this heterosexual comedian to elevate his platform and further his career and despite knowing full well the entirely mercenary reason he is doing this it's working on me because he and I both know that if the goods are good enough we gay men will fucking lap it up
04.08.2025 18:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i spent a literal decade being told that i was overreacting and that no way no how Roe was going to be overturned.
I'm getting the same reaction when I tell people that Obergefell v. Hodges (same sex marriage case) will be overturned sooner rather than later.
Rahul Kohli as Sheriff Hassan Shabazz in Midnight Mass
Watching Midnight Mass on Netflix just to feel something, and by something I mean lust for Rahul Kohli as Sheriff Dad
04.08.2025 16:52 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 4 π 1"It's the limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires.
The '64 Skylark had a regular differential which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, the one tire spins while the other tire does nothing."
Exactly
03.08.2025 21:10 β π 128 π 10 π¬ 8 π 5Me on bed in a shirt from the Patti LuPone production of Gypsy from 2008, also my big ass cat Carl is cuddling with me as per his usual. Also also I'm washing my bedsheets so my bed is all stripped down
The irony of one of my most comfortable shirts being merch from a production of Gypsy I didn't see
03.08.2025 22:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I can't believe Chappell Roan invented Saskatchewan
03.08.2025 16:56 β π 632 π 55 π¬ 15 π 5Somewhere along the way I got up to 800 followers. Can't wait until I get over 1k so I can immediately start acting out of pocket
03.08.2025 16:07 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As God intended!
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