Matt

University of Same Coaches

Sorry Jordan Battle.

Go to 9:34 for one of my favorite @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social segments

Remember when Alabama’s SID yelled “No!” off camera when Josh Jacobs talked about Nick Saban’s deez nuts jokes?

Someone in UNC’s compliance department read the story about the dysfunction in the football program and made the same noise

Pure cinema

That was as picturesque as baseball gets. Good god.

Personally? Me? I would not walk the tying run on base with Aaron Judge up next.

I need him to hit seven more

Alejandro Kirk looks like a forced perspective when in the batters box

No, thank you though.

Did you mean to make that rhyme with the quote tweet and spur an entire We Didn’t Start the Fire-esque anthology song in my head

When I fire Mike Bobo in this game after the season I am doing it as part of an entire self care regimen

Wore black because I was heading to a funeral

Bill out here speed running Houston Nutt Arkansas

r/bald is incredible because guys with thinning hair will post asking “should I shave it” and the top response is always, without fail, this image and it is funny every single time

Aggies:

they’re making the semis

Wow they hired Nuzzi too?

CFO, Owner, Marketing Director

That is the longest pick six I’ve ever seen in terms of duration

Playing a game in Atlanta isn’t broke boi behavior.

Playing a game in Atlanta *and explicitly talking about the financial need to do it in the announcement* is

Lost in this story: Auburn is pulling some broke boi Georgia Tech behavior in moving a home game to Atlanta. Sad!

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How your email finds me

They think the discover tab should answer everything

Angela deserves a place in Costa Rica

Outside agitator Mark Sanchez

this is a quote about Mark Sanchez

It’s a shame they never made movies about Bilbo’s adventures. Oh well.

Oldest kid (8) passed the Didn’t Get Scared test with the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, so next up will be Jurassic Park

When @alexkirshner.com casually and with zero irony suggests James Franklin to Florida

Guy Fieri and the mystery of how 24,000 bottles of tequila went missing | 60 Minutes Trucks carrying Santo Tequila, a brand founded by Food Network host Guy Fieri and former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, vanished last year. This is how the sophisticated highway heist was pulled off.

GUY FIERI HEIST??? ( @briancgrubb.bsky.social )