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Your resident coffee loving goth geek cat dad. Soundtrack maker, guitarist, Veterinary Client Service Coordinator, and Warlock. he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ PFP by @mailbudarby87

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a black cat with a blue collar is smiling with a colorful background behind it ALT: a black cat with a blue collar is smiling with a colorful background behind it

On a more positive note to an absolute abysmal week. Today is my one-year of beinh alcohol free. I honestly don't even think about it anymore. I've got NA stuff if I want it but barely reach for it these days. I'm totally okay being California Sober.

08.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need something like this...
Too cute!

08.08.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I feel this in my soul....

08.08.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with short hair is wearing a black scarf ALT: a woman with short hair is wearing a black scarf

Feeling very not good in the brain today. The body dysmorphia is super strong even with all the work I've put in. Maybe... just maybe if the person I've been with for going on 16 years had ever told me I'm handsome I'd actually believe that I might be when someone else says it.

07.08.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
07.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " how 'd you get my number " below him ALT: a man sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " how 'd you get my number " below him

4. Had my phone number...I never gave that to him. Because he was a stuck-up cunt...handsome but a cunt.

07.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie laughs with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie laughs with his mouth open

When the crush you had in your first job after moving to the Midwest hits you up out of nowhere:

1. You acted like you were God's gift to the gays.

2. Never gave me or anyone else the time of day.

3. Now that you resemble a sack of potatoes you want my dick but not really because I'm not 50+

07.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

That instance when you find a new band and their first album is a fucking no skip album.....

06.08.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is jumping in the air in a room with the words `` thanks for coming to my ted talk '' . ALT: a man is jumping in the air in a room with the words `` thanks for coming to my ted talk '' .

Quick PSA: I go into work at 7 am ish and donโ€™t get home till 7 most nights (sometimes four in a row). If you hear back from me fast, itโ€™s my Wednesday off. I swear Iโ€™m not ignoring you Iโ€™m just slammed. Iโ€™ll get back to you, promise. No need to spam.

06.08.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a blurry image of a man wearing sunglasses ALT: a blurry image of a man wearing sunglasses

Sam Rockwell's villain in Charlie's Angels is top 3 baddies in pop culture for me. The charisma he exudes smoking a cigarette and dancing to James Brown is top tier! You love to hate them and hate that you love the character so much.

05.08.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Velvet Daydream Playlist ยท Scully ยท 14 items

Tonight's chores jams!
open.spotify.com/playlist/4gy...

05.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queens On The Run Playlist ยท Scully ยท 12 items ยท 1 saves

Today's run jams
open.spotify.com/playlist/3aV...

04.08.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man drinking from a green pitcher ALT: a cartoon of a man drinking from a green pitcher

I've now had 200+ mg of caffeine. I had that new drink from Taco Bell... I think I'll be able to stop time here soon.

04.08.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young man is sitting in a chair with the words " dashingly handsome " on the bottom ALT: a young man is sitting in a chair with the words " dashingly handsome " on the bottom
04.08.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 years ago?

04.08.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man says this feels like a trap in a dark room ALT: a man says this feels like a trap in a dark room
03.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a computer screen and says well that 's depressing ALT: a man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a computer screen and says well that 's depressing

Grocery shopping done and again under 2k this sucks so much. I know a lot have way less. But it still hurts nonetheless with my job experience, education, and who I've worked for. I've sold, canceled any and all extra expenses. No going out, no really doing anything extra that's not vital to living

03.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says needless to say we are pretty stoked ALT: a woman says needless to say we are pretty stoked

I can't wait to watch this new story! Matt as a player I'm 100% excited.

03.08.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Want!

03.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Advertise your account with a GIF

03.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in armor is holding a sword in front of a woman . ALT: a man in armor is holding a sword in front of a woman .

Early morning D&D...hello Gertrude!

03.08.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glass Fangs: The Electric Hour Playlist ยท Scully ยท 18 items

Today's chores jams!

open.spotify.com/playlist/6Ay...

02.08.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men in tuxedos and sunglasses are clapping in a crowd of people . ALT: two men in tuxedos and sunglasses are clapping in a crowd of people .

๐Ÿค˜

02.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign . ALT: a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign .

The coffee one is...

02.08.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something like:

Busy fighting the eldritch horrors of my week. Will respond once I regain spell slots.

Or

Temporarily offline. Big Mac and I are reenacting Hackers using only a laptop and an ungodly amount of espresso. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ผ

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Currently rerolling stats. Charismaโ€™s fine. Dex is iffy. BRB.

02.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a computer screen shows a message from julee ete that says brb *** dyed my hair black mom got so mad lol ALT: a computer screen shows a message from julee ete that says brb *** dyed my hair black mom got so mad lol

Lords below I miss the "Away msg" feature of AIM. Like I just want to have msgs set up for when I'm at work or out with my partner that just auto replies for me and doesn't give me a msg notification until I clear the away msg. Ahh those were the days...

02.08.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words #oooooooh yes written below him ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words #oooooooh yes written below him
02.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drat! It's okay ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

01.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't miss out it's time...make you roll with advantage for this awesome tee!

01.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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