I bet that MAGA cult members can identify billionaires they simp for by the taste of the boot polish.

Briefly excited to see this - "The US is killing someone by firing squad". Sadly, it's not about Trump.

Every week, all billionaires must submit a list of 5 things they did to benefit humanity or face the guillotine.

Had some trouble deciding what to do today. Thought about buying crates of AK-47s so I could be ready to run guns to the antifascists.

Bought ice cream instead.

On January 20th I plan to watch movies about Americans fighting fascism rather than voting for it.

The parade of incompetent cabinet nominations continues - criminals, perverts, liars, drunks, and nutbags.

They have one thing in common - while having no actual expertise, they play an expert on some media outlet.

Did I enter a time loop into the 1980s again, or does Bluesky really have a god damn 300 character limit?