Katie Sisneros, PhD

When you, the Cybertruck guy, tell me you’re plugged into one of the EV chargers at the office you have to hear me say “oh fuck are you the Cybertruck? Eew.”

Project Hail Mary was the most fun I’ve had reading a book in a damn long time.

Lmk if you got my Venmo my dude.

I mean yeah! Obviously!

😍😍😍 aww man!

I’ve been unsuccessfully chasing the high of a peach I ate in Turkey in 2010 ever since then.

Shhhhh I’m trying to come across as chill and hire-able and definitely NOT a serial killer!

Mr. Onion, sir, I re-subscribed to the paper edition could you plz offer me a comms/marketing job as a reward for my loyalty

I have 100% confidence in the good faith and efficiency of our federal government!

😫😫😫

The chaos of that! Putting EVERYONE through standard security again?!

Surely airports will be like “um thanks but no thanks, we need that” unless it means they’ll turn off access to the database?! I’m so confused.

Ok but like, logistically, how exactly *do* you shut down TSA precheck with a 12 hour warning?

Head back to CC Club!

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Normal flavor, but it was one GIANT stick instead for four regular ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s what I said! Both times!

Ugh, JEALOUS.

For my last TWO team meetings we all had to go around and share how we last used AI in our personal lives. I wanted to flip the fucking table BOTH TIMES.

Mmmmmmyes. Vibes.

THANK YOU. I knew I’d need to and damnit I remembered to stop at a gas station first!

Look I don’t want to say I’m a hot mess right now but I’m sitting in a parking lot housing a stress Kit Kat and blasting Depeche Mode while I wait for my therapy appointment so THERE ARE SIGNS.

You’re amazing, thank you!!

My Venmo username is @Katie-Sisneros

Re: my previous post about my house cleaner, I am sending her rent funds so she can stay home and stay safe - ICE was parked outside her house a few days ago. If anyone can spare a few dollars, I’ll be sending them to her daughter’s Venmo.

I don’t think I have any new messages yet!

AAAAHHHH!!!

Hoping maybe @ziibiing.com has some TX resources or connections for legal aid!

Friends, looking for legal support for my house cleaner whose brother was nabbed by ICE in early January. She lives in MN but he lives in and was taken in TX.

Her whole family got flagged in the system after her bro was taken in so she’s afraid to leave the house.

Can I help her find a lawyer?

That’s the switch over when you finally realize you’re not pop culture’s target audience anymore :)