Evan(escence) 🦇

Blitzo and Angeldust me fuckin too

I run into people wearing Hellaverse clothes on my grocery runs every week when I’m wearing some fuckass Pokemon shirt or something but now that I’m wearing a Blitzo shirt watch me see nobody lol

Screenshot of "Gethesemane" by Sleep Token lyrics: Thought I was waitin for you, when all along, It was you with the countdown kill switch, And it was me with the blindfold on, And I was tryin my best, and thats the thing I tell the mirror, I was in love with the thought that we were in love with each other"

Screenshot of Pearl singing and playing the guitar while reminiscing on her feelings for Rose Quartz

Been rotating the idea of taking Pearl to a Sleep Token concert and making that poor woman listen to Gethsemane would be so mean. Or healing. Either way she would be on my shoulders belting it out with tears soaking my scalp and you couldn't convince me otherwise.

Kirby Air Riders looks pretty fuckin great actually. Fans should be full to bursting. And what an incredible presentation! Sakurai is the master!

I'm cautiously optimistic about a Kirby Air Riders revival. I loved it as a kid, but hated replaying it as an adult.

Bluesky screenshot where the automatic imagine description describes a gif of Pikachu drinking coffee as “a pikachu with a gun in its mouth”

The auto ALT text for this gif is killing me

a pikachu with a gun in its mouth sitting at a table Alt: Detective Pikachu slamming back a mug of coffee

Good morning 🦋
Another sleepy gray Tuesday morning 🥱 Get caffeinated and get out there, gang. Best of luck to you all! 🖤

Plush hammock fuckin exploded at 3 AM on the dot dude tf. I had more than plushes in that thing so the noise it made was loud as hell. Rest in piss my red river hog plush that fell right into my oil burner too. :(

i want her carnally

Evanescence released Going Under on this day 22 years ago.

Yo-ho-hoot! 🦉☠️🔥

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossStolas #Stolas #HelluvaBossFanart

Blitzo (summer pirates merch drop 2025) keychain (zoomed in and enhanced colors)

#NewPFP you already know 🏴‍☠️😈

Blitzo (summer pirates merch drop 2025) keychain

Blitzo (summer pirates merch drop 2025) playmat

Blitzo (summer pirates merch drop 2025) enamel pin

Blitzo (summer pirates merch drop 2025) coffee mug

The Helluva Boss pirate merch collection is so fuckin sexy holy shit dude. Look at my MANS he is SERVING 💅🌊

Don’t wait till you’ve had enough

Never gets old

An edited screenshot from Steven Universe Season 3 Episode 8 "Mr. Greg" where OP's sona is drawn over Greg, who Pearl was originally dancing with in this scene.

You guys remember that episode of Steven Universe where I danced with Pearl right??? (screenshot edit for funsies) #selfship #canonxoc

Good morning 🦋
It’s a grey Monday morning but I’m not letting it get me down! Honestly I welcome this cool front. Working outside in the cold dark is a nice change after all this fuckin summer.
Hope y’all have an easy day out there. 🖤

Quote with a gif from the last show/movie you watched!

Spotify literally paused the middle of the song I was listening to, and started auto playing she knows it by Maggie Lindemann IMMEDIATELY after getting a good morning text from a woman in my life. Bro??? What the fuck do you know???

Airbuds screenshot of OP’s “All your top rankings in the last 7 days out of all Airbuds users.” #1 for Siiickbrain, #23 for Spiritbox, #26 for Maggie Lindemann, and Top %1 for Steven Universe.

The goth kids and that one nerd they let hang out cause he’s chill

Screenshot of user @peridox’s Airbuds stat page. Top artist: 1) Maggie Lindemann, 2) Spiritbox, 3) Steven Universe. On repeat songs: Destructible by Siiickbrain at 7 plays, Secret Garden by Spiritbox at 7 plays,The Void by Spiritbox at 6 plays. 1401 total minutes played. 52 different artists played. 407 total tracks played.

Funny week on #Airbuds

Screenshot of a tumblr text post from mallowmaenad. Transcript: the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ jaeger-mistress-diane reblogged and added a screenshot of tags reading: #every 6 months or so a random poster gets possessed by those demons that gives you clairvoyance at the cost of ur sanity #to pull a string of words to describe pearl steven universe in the most unhinged way possible

This post is fucking killing me

sketchpage of pearl from steven universe. sketch 1: pearl has long flowing hair with a hibiscus flower adorning it. she has her back turned towards us, but she's looking back. sketch 2. she's in a free and flowy blouse with huge sleeves, a big ruffled collar and bows on her wrists and neck. she's sitting down and rubbing her eye with her sleeve, as if she's just woken up. sketch 3. pearl holds a coil of rose's hair, pressing it to her cheek, as rose herself appears to be turned away from her. sketch 4. pearl is in her tuxedo outfit from mr. greg. she's gently tipping her hat, looking down with a slight smile, her hand other hand pressed on her chest.

dreaming in pink

#pearlsu #stevenuniverse

I may be designing new character keychaaains ^^
#helluvaboss #Blitzø

#Alastor

Did Someone Say Pirates?👀🦎☠️

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossBlitzo #Blitzo

Pearl (Steven Universe) on an officially licensed blanket released circa 2015

My Dad brought me my old Pearl blanket and you should have heard the noise that came out of my mouth when he tossed it to me 😂

Chibi Stolitz Kiss #helluvaboss #stolitz

Rip all the We Bare Bears shit I went crazy buying for my 18th birthday that I never saw but still have the email receipts for 😔