chocobook 🐸

heyy @skywerse.bsky.social not saying I would go through with this (I'm a huge procrastinator) but how would you feel if I translated your fic in french ? Or parts of it at least it's very long 😅
I really like it and I miss translating stuff

He sure knows how to talk to women
#slimecicle #residentevilvillage

shrieking kicking my feet at the (only) ao3 comment I got the other day
(vague apotheosis spoilers )
#jrwi #jrwiapotheosis #jrwifanart #fanfiction

APOTHEOSIS FIC THAT YOU DEFINITELY WANT IN YOUR MOUTH

Alternate ending and also sad :(
< 3k words
I took way too long to write it cos english is my second language

archiveofourown.org/works/64032763

#jrwi #justrollwithit #jrwiapotheosis #rumijrwi #thanatosjrwi #petersqloint #condifiction #jrwiart

Ummm so guess who got temporarily banned from twitter for telling someone to eat cement

#twitter

a friend once told me "I hate people on bsky, they're so meek and soft and uninteresting and talk about boring things" bro you mean nice ???

In the slompound, straight up "zorting it". and by "it" i mean. lets just say :

// Prime Force spoilers #jrwi #primedefenders #primeforce
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CHARLIE played Miss G ??? Harlem Shade was a PC ??? CHARLIE INVENTED FARTBO ??????

GUYS I'M TRYING TO GET MY FRIEND INTO SLMCCL please what are your fav beginner-friendly vids 😭 (like not too long and who don't rely on inside jokes)

#slimecicle

So yeah. I'm a gamer. I like video games. I love video games. Teabagging. I love shooting at bad guys. And jumping high like Mario. Fortnite chug jug

#slimecicle

Screenshot of the wikipedia page for "Cummingtonite". Yeah it's a real rock. It's brownish with patches of yellow

JORT STORM, JORT STORM'S

Btw if I post nothing for a few days then suddenly spam that's because I'm SUPPOSED to crosspost with twitter but then I forget and have to catch up

this is the second glass I've broken this month I should do it professionally

I will not fall into parasocial behavior I will not fall into parasocial behavior I will not fall into parasocial behavior I will not fall into parasocial behavior I will not -

in case y'all haven't noticed I'm in my missing apotheosis era

#jrwi

Screenshot of the game "sky : children of the light". My character is doing a handstand, and another character with the name "Hope" over her head is standing next to me. We're both wearing a bunny mask

playing sky with friends is peak actually
#skycotl #cotl

It's always "it's okay to be different and weird and awkward 😝" until we do something actually socially inept - or simply something you don't like - and suddenly you look at us different

a hand holds a small metal box filled with mints. they're half white half purple, with a onion-like design on the white side. yeah they look like tide pods

I got some mints and they really look like tide pods lmao

I'm the type to kinda forget about a show after I've watched it and not really get attached to characters.

HOWEVER

my heart starts beating faster every single time I see peter sqloint fanart

#jrwi #apotheosis

Studio Ghibli & Riptide with Chip as Sosuke and Gillion as Ponyo send tweet

#jrwi

Screenshot of a slimecicle vods thumbnail : "Slimecicle becomes a radio host and convinces his listeners to die". The date - 11 months ago - is circled in red

*heavy breathing* what do you mean

#slimecicle #slmccl #vods

Also I can't get over the fact that he calls goosebumps "duck-duck goosies" 😭

Pro tip for jrwieners who aren't 100% familiar with the different voices or with english in general : DO NOT start with Judgment, it's a chaos of voices and I can barely concentrate on walking and understanding what is said at the same time 😭 start with like riptide or smth

#jrwi #jrwishow

The truth is finally out guys
#jrwi #jrwishow #condifiction #bizlychannel #grizzlyplays #slimecicle

Me : Why do my dishes always turn out weird ??
Also me : *reading the recipe" hum no I don't believe that

(baking powder ? who needs baking powder 😂
11 min at 220°C ? yeah sureee)

The last slmccl video got age-restricted because of the swearing so he replaced all the swear words with family-friendly ones 😭
#slimecicle

THE ADHD NATION IS SO PROUD OF YOU SLIME
#slimecicle #slmccl

oh no I only dreamed that I brushed my hair and did not actually brush my hair 😭

honestly I can't tell if I've stopped accepting people's bs or if I've just become a bitch

Twitter screenshot. Warning : spoilers for the DnD campaign "Riptide" by the absurdly powerful podcast "Just Roll With It". User "j" (@artandbrimstone) tweets, under a spoiler warning : "guys edyn can't be the mole bc the mole is On Lizzies Crew which edyn is Not" user "chocobook" (that's me) responds : "...have you considered : two moles" j responds : "but that would still not be The Mole we found about in 115" chocobook responds : "no I agree The Mole can't be Edyn by definition" user Steakknifejr chimes in : "Yeah. She's a fish."

great things happening on #jrwitwt
#jrwi #jrwishow #jrwiriptide #riptidejrwi