Spicy Kap

Me, an intellectual, using a space heater because I don't want to waste gas.

Maybe I don't want to be a macho man.

Maybe I just want to be held.

Prozac doesn't even get rid of it. Who am I kidding. Just makes the nausea and guilt slightly more bearable.

Yes I love being out of my medication, and feeling like I'm going to vomit because I feel like everyone hates me.

Very normal reaction to an online friend asking me to stop making the occasional jokes about someone buying me a game so I can play with them. Not a crippling mental illness at all.

Starting to thrust at exactly 11:58 so I can nut inside her at exactly the start of the New Year

Home alone and dog sitting. Ideally I'd be enjoying some face sitting, but hey dogs are cool too I guess.

Nothing to get, it's just twitter but if it was vaguely moderated with extreme shit

You do what you need to! Focus on you, and the people wanting to commission you will happily wait if they really appreciate your work. 🙂

There was no cute nerdy girl wearing nothing but nylons and her glasses under my tree this year. Sad times. 😢

If there's not a cute grill under the tree tomorrow I will be very sad 🥺

Something weird going on with boner pill medicine in Honey Packets and college age men using them for sex?

Meanwhile I can't get this thing to calm down no matter how much I abstain from or look at smut, and I'm older than most college students. This concept is insane to me. 😭

a person is standing on a beach looking at the ocean waves . ALT: a person is standing on a beach looking at the ocean waves .

Mfw I remember short stack goblins aren't real

12am? Oh boy time to fantasize about women that don't know I exist, aren't interested, and/or aren't evil real people before bed.

I dedicate my time to hitting on women instead, like a normal man smh.

... I'm not particularly good at it, I'm just lonely. 😔

It doesn't count if she uses her feet, duh

Simply make me a sandwich and regularly ask if I want snusnu. It's all a man needs, really.

That's barbaric! If God forbid the doctor's hand slips, then you'd be rendered incapable of doing dishes and laundry. Divorce him and wash my undies instead, I'll boss you around like a real lady should be! 😤

Virgin Amazon Woman Fan vs Chad Shortstack Goblin Enjoyer

On another note is the pussy green too or nah? It's a question plaguing gooner philosophy to this very day.

What if I treat them like a lady and only use them as a sex object in the bedroom? Is that okay?

[Insert image of Patrick Bateman with the text "Be the reason she locks her DMs" here]

Happy to hear it! I don't know you personally, obviously, but I noticed you are having a hard time when I started following you on twitter and I was sort of worried tbh. I didn't want to try to reach out since strangers asking personal questions would only serve to make most people uncomfortable.

I'm having a "I think I miss my wife" moment and I'm not even married wtf is this

This infatuation thing is gross and icky and I don't like it lol

The thirstposting account is ready.

Simping time it is.