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Dad: Printer is not working. Computer says I cannot print. Sam: What’s the message? Like is there a popup from the printer software or Word or something that says why it can’t print? Dad: No . I Pad won’t print either. What printer should I buy Sam: You probably don’t need to buy a printer. Can you just send me a pic of the error on your computer Dad: Ok I’m just going to buy a printer. What printer should I buy

i tried

google trends spike for “ding dong the witch is dead”

similarly, live your life in a way where this doesn’t happen when you die
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@samhenrigold we need a Minecraft chest sound on open and close

To continue setup, place your hand flat on the keyboard. Do not remove it. Windows will tell you when it’s done with your hand.

The Recycle Bin is full. Something is moving inside. Empty it quickly, or it will empty itself.

You have attempted an illegal operation. Don’t worry — no one is above the law. We will find out what happens to you soon enough.

more windows horror

>>Atlassian login gets the base URL for its module scripts by throwing an error and pulling out the current script's URL from error.stack with regex.

github.com/LadybirdBrow...

Сука

Ок, я уверовал в базированность Макрона

Совершенно верно, Том, и иногда счастье это въебать полный пакет тёртого пармезана в замороженную пиццу

Caterpillar window

ДА, мои налоги в Германии уходят на дело

Don’t miss the #PCGamingShow on June 8 when we take a closer peek at open-ended puzzle automation game Kaizen: A Factory Story from the original Zachtronics team!

“Cryptocurrency: by criminals, for criminals”

The web feels so broken. Subscription and login gates at every corner. Using Google on a phone now means being periodically quizzed on which of the buttons to press to *not* be redirected to the app store. Opening an Instagram link casually throws up a browser alert dialog because it tries to […]

Честно сказать это (да, настоящее) даже в какой-то мере круче предыдущего ретвита

@yury_mol and user active minutes in the app makes 📉

Why Clean Up GPT Text? AI-generated content often contains subtle markers that make it obvious to readers (and algorithms) that the text wasn't written by a human: Em-dashes (—) instead of regular dash (-) Fancy quotes (“ ”) instead of standard ones (") Unnecessary whitespace or hidden Unicode characters And other symbols Cleaning these up makes the text flow more naturally, improving readability and keeping readers engaged.

i’m absolutely losing my mind why are we punishing proper typography

you wouldn't download a car PSA image

omfg the font used in this famous anti-piracy campaign was itself, a pirated commercial font.

source: https://fedi.rib.gay/notes/a6xqityngfubsz0f

Bluesky is preparing to censor things in response to government requests.

Today, I finally understand why iOS developers are paid more than everyone else.
For some time, I have been trying to make an app for iOS, and it's super frustrating: even tolerating XCode is an immense pain in the ass. I am not even talking about Swift documentation, which is less helpful than […]

Vse tak

красивое

Линукс в PDF-файле, развитие технологии прекрасно.

linux.doompdf.dev/linux.pdf

Жду когда в нём поднимут иксы и запустят дум.

So TikTok is already back and the app is thanking Trump for saving them even though he’s not even in office?

So it was all just a dumb stunt to kiss that guy’s ass?

Everything is so fucking stupid.

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An Open Letter to All European Politicians and Leaders to Abandon X/Twitter:

"By abandoning X/Twitter, leaders can reduce its credibility, promote fairer alternatives, and take a stand against the spread of disinformation, ensuring democratic principles are upheld."

H/T to @everton137 for […]

We have received an abuse report from 398- fz@rkn.gov.ru for your IP address 49.13.236.103.

Notification is sent about a violation of the distribution of information posted at the following URLs (record ID: 1088855-HB): https://mstdn.social/@Bellingcat The hosting provider or another person ensuring the placement of the specified information resource on the Internet is obliged: 1) immediately after receiving this notice, inform the owner of the information resource about the need to immediately delete the information disseminated in violation of the law; 2) in case of refusal or inaction of the owner of the information resource to delete the information disseminated in violation of the law, after 24 hours from the date of receipt of this notification, restrict access to the specified information resource. The owner of the information resource is obliged to delete information disseminated in violation of the law within 24 hours from the date of receipt of the relevant notification from the hosting provider or another person. Sincerely, The Federal service for supervision of communications. information technology. and

Holy shit.

The Russian gov send in an abuse request for the @Bellingcat to be removed from mstdn.social :amaze:

I am not gonna comply, and have replied to Hetzner

No way I'm gonna let the evils of the gremlin dictate stuff on anything I host

Thought he could be a lil more cozy :)