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Le tendrías que dar un puñetazo, por gilipollas

Vale, como estoy un poco hasta los cungaderos de buena mañana, ¿Por qué no empezar a Rantear?
No sé como de largo vaya a ser este hilo, pero vamos al lío
Bien, para empezar, contexto. Tengo una compañera de piso que tiene 40 años más o menos y, por lo que sea, cree que tiene razón EN TODO.
¿A qué+

I LOVE FALIN SO MUCH SHE'S SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME FOR MY QUEEN ROBIN!!!!!

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• INKAY LINE •

I really like Inkay's gimmick to evolve and its design, I used it once in a nuzlocke and couldn't believe how good it was and ended up attached a lot to it.

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• PANCHAM LINE •

Great pokémon line, love how fiery Pancham despite being a little whippersnapper, and Pangoro looks so damn raw! Reminds me of Gouhin from Beastars, love him a lot. Easily one of the best fighting type pokémon.

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• CHESPIN •

Onto Kalos with ONE OF MY FAVORITE STARTERS AND I WILL NOT DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE! Quilladin & Chesnaught aren't my top favorites but I saw Chespin for the first time and never got down of Chespin's boat, not like most of y'all!

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• KYUREM •

Not the biggest fan of legendary pokémon, but I love Kyurem and the lore of the original dragon, it's pretty eerie and mystical which gaves a lot of ground to the Pokémon mythos.

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• PALPITOAD •

I LOVE PALPITOAD! Thanks to it I was able to win against Elesa's gym after trying countless times, it saved me in a lot of ditches and since then it became my MVP in my first run. I like Seismitoad too, but I'd take Palpitoad's fun and dynamic design any day. One of my favs, easily.

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• HYDREIGON •

One of the few dragon pseudo-legendaries I actually like. I love the concept of a hydra turned pokémon, and Hydreigon looks really damn cool and intimidating.

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• DRILLBUR LINE •

Arguably one of the coolest pokémon ever. Incredibly good in any run, a raw design and really fierce. Love it a lot. Also Drillbur is really cutesy, too.

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• MANDIBUZZ •

It's a vulture! It's so freaking cool! I like Braviary a lot too but Mandibuzz is so incredibly raw I can't help but endlessly love it.

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• HEATMOR •

Yeah, um... I can explain. It carried me on a randomlocke. BUT I got attached to Heatmor at the end of the day, I think it's a cool design but I wish they gave him something. Also I like their rivality with Durant.

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• EELEKTROSS •

I'd never thought a pokémon based on an eel would be so intimidating and charismatic, but here we are. Really love Eelektross and how good it is to add on the team, tho the 3D design is kinda... Yeah.

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• GALVANTULA •

Another great bug type, and one of the few (or the only one?) electric bug type. I hate spiders but I really like the electro web Galvantula has and how it still has the fluffy vibe Joltik has.

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• CARRACOSTA •

I tried to do a no catching pokémon challenge on BW1 and Carracosta helped me a lot, made me appreciate it a lot much more.

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• COFAGRIGUS •

Incredible design, I really love Yamask's concept and Cofagrigus is one of those haunting yet really interesting design I can't help but love. One of my favorite ghost types surely.

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• DWEBBLE LINE •

Dewbble has always been one of my favorite bug types and I'm always so sad to see how little people appreciate him. I love Dwebble and Crustle's big ass rocks, and I remember how funny it was to see them "naked" without them in the anime lmao.

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• SANDILE LINE •

Another perfect line. Sandile? Cutie pie, give him all the cookies they want. Krokorok? Cool as hell, gives big brother vibes, and Ash's Krokorok was cool made pokémon. Krokodile? Perfect last stage evolution, even cooler if possible, and the red tone suits it perfectly.

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• LILLIGANT •

I love, love Lilligant! I love how the leaves on its design look like a dress, and how the flowers on its head simulate a hairdo! To me Lilligant is the perfect balance to make a feminine design without going into extremes (cough cough, Tsareena...).

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• SCOLIPEDE •

Kinda the contrary of Leavanny, yet the same? It's a very good design, not at all intimidating but I still like how big it is and the colors. It's kinda what we got in exchange for not having Drapion as a bug type.

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• LEAVANNY •

Such a cool, well-put and demure design. Love it so much. I hate its typing, though... Well, not the typing itself, just how many weaknesses they have. Will GameFreak make justice to the poor grass and bug type? I think not.

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• CONKELDURR •

LOVE CONKELDURR, It looks waytoo intimidating and it's such a cool design! The definition of powerful-looking. A bit too veiny perhaps but I love it a lot.

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• WOOBAT •

My dear, dear Woobat... I like Swoobat too, but to me Woobat is a perfect design. So round, so mischievous looking, so perfect... Always loved the detail that at the beginning of BW you can see Woobat's flying instead of Pidoves.

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• ROGGENROLA LINE •

Yes, there are a LOT of line's in my favorite Unova pokémon, but they're just so cool! Love Gigalith to death, specially its shiny.

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• PURRLOIN LINE •

I didn't care much about Purrloin and Liepard before, but just as Purugly I loved having it on my team on nuzlockes & randomlockes and I ended up attached to its very cutesy and mysterious design and vibes.

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• LILLIPUP LINE •

It's a doggy!! It's so cute. For the longest time I liked Herdier more than Stoutland but now I love all three equally. Would love to watch the Sun & Moon episode where that one Stoutland dies, but I fear I would cry way too much.

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• OSHAWOTT & DEWOTT •

I refuse to put the whole line. I love Oshawott and Dewott TO HELL AND BACK, but what happened with Samurott...? I guess he's cool, but he looks so... Stiff... Compared specially with its previous stages... I guess we'll always have Oshawott.

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• TEPIG LINE •

Who spread the lie that Tepig isn't a cool ass pokémon? Yeah Pignite is chunky and all you want but Pignite's incredibly fluffy and adorable and Emboar is cool as hell! And Tepig's amazing, don't need to dive into it. If you don't like this line you despise fun.