Morbidly Ambiguous

A tweet from the Anonymous account says, “Make sure the dude in the frog costume in Portland knows he's an icon.” The image is a stylized poster of a frog wearing a stars-and-stripes scarf with the word “HOP” below, in the style of the Obama “HOPE” poster.

You gotta give ‘em hop.

Witchy crows 🐦‍⬛

There it is

I’m not autistic, I’m acetaminodivergent.

stanzipotenza the only way to stop a bad guy with tylenol is a good guy with extra strength tylenol

Van in a residential driveway with a sliding side door that when opened, spells "WHORE" Just like your mom.

So, your mom is making house calls now?

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

illustration of assorted dinosaurs captioned RIP dinosaurs. Can't believe it's been 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts

o7

when you’re driving along and a fuckin’ bridge comes out of nowhere:

Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.

A side by side comparison of Stephen Miller and a rectal polyp

Honestly this is disrespectful to rectal polyps

'WIZARD at the BAR' David Mattingly. a glowing wizard with an owl perched on his shoulder seated on air at a bar, his beer and bowl of snacks are also levitating to the amazement of the bartender

happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

Sign : FANTASY FOR ADULTS lower sign : 'everything is going to be okay'

😭

We must resist this evil at every step!

I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

I hate to say I told you so but… I told you so.
#mythofantiwartrump

Basic bitch spotted by basic orange cat

depression yoga is finding the position to sprawl on the bed in that hurts your back the least

pic of meatballs Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit

Finally a good idea

text message 1st person: i have feelings for u 2nd person: ah really? why? What's wrong with you? 1st person - still typing

How to distinguish between moths and goths a diagram. Direction of Travel Moths [arrow towards light source] Goths [arrow pointed away from Light Source]

a picture frame and inside it is a pearl necklace and it says 'in case of offense clutch tightly'

A brown and white Border Collie sitting in the grass next to a large blue ball.

Just a happy boy and his herding ball.