R A D I T Z

I'm going to...!

Come here! Prepare yourself! You and I are going to do battle!

In private.

SNATCHED? Nobody has SNATCHED ME. But I will blast you into oblivion for calling me a SLUT.

My waist is INDESTRUCTIBLE. Not even the supposed prince could get ahold of it!

Your waist is so small, and slim and perfectly sculpted

...for me to body slam!!!

Never! I would destroy you! Your small body can't even

...SLUTTY?

You are small AND slow. I will throw you around like a lasso.

Ahaha! Yes! You're getting it! Now if only you moved as fast as you thought!

Ye-!

No! I am testing your warrior prowess! A strong body means a warrior's power flows even in the physical?

Why do you think I am SO BIG!?

Wha-

WHAT!

You dare insult my chest AND threaten me? I should turn you into goop!

Hit me with yours.

I am NOT a woman!

What do you take me for? These big beefy boobies were made for FIGHTING not NURTURING.

WHA-!

Nappa is also acceptable I suppose.

No, I'm Raditz!

What IS nunofya? Is it a FOOD?

I never said that. Stay right here and we can fight this out like true Saiyans.

Only because there are worse options.

What is NVM?

I don't know what a Netflix is but chilling sounds like something you do between partners.

Exist I suppose.

What?

Explain yourself.

You are confusing.

That's confusing.

I did not make the term.

Haven't you lived here longer? You tell me.

─── 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔

Isn't that one of those "pizza" toppings?

Do you want to save our race? The humans call it Netflix and chill.

To save our race we must turn Vegeta into a woman.

There was a rock in my mouth when I woke up.