@swipwall.bsky.social
photoshop basic brush and a dream - hans apologist, he never did anything wrong ♥️
C'est Noël !! Freaky ass hans. Im sure he's scaring his bitch bf. Another win for the feetsie hose gang. Thanks 💦🐴🪤😖
09.12.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0earth shattering frotting
09.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It can be communal 🤝 who doesnt love a good HARD COCK BRAWL IN CUTIE HOSE
09.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Omg THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTINNNGGGG ⏰ ⏰ ⚡ 💥 💯💫💯💥💥💥💥💥
09.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ive been informed backstage that one of those isnt even correct artist. 0/20 for redseven, failing slob class
30.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
amusingly ive genuinely never listened to anything by miss swift apart from supermarket or h&m accidental exposure. anywayyyy...
30.11.2025 07:51 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0bsky really isn't beating the cringe allegations
26.11.2025 12:47 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
enhanced by @kadavarium.bsky.social doing the radical work i couldn't dare
21.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
suchdol scene but hans is obscenely hung nd ruins the mood
21.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0The pervert feetsie hose ™️
21.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fanfic idea: 5 ties hans was too much of a pussy to first time bottom and 1 time where he also was too much of a pussy to first time bottom (i am very funny)
15.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
14.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 202 🔁 54 💬 1 📌 0
fear inducing (among other things)
09.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Drew Henry and Hans in a glue trap. And then let them get out
#kcd2 #hansry
they both wear mid-calf adidas white sock and get it, the sole side is yellow-ish dirty. urgghhh
07.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
jingle jangle jingle
25.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0immediately and irrevocably invested in the stinky gym rat au + valid and based henry jockstrap even thoufh in his case it should be a nerdstrap get it. haha
05.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wild rider could suit a certain fanfiction quite well
05.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I tried my best but kept erasing and rewriting.maybe i am... sprachlos...
29.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0insert appropriate comment
29.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he is so baby.why did they unbaby him in kcd2 i will never be alright 😭
26.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And this : archiveofourown.org/works/664593...
23.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0archiveofourown.org/works/63958375 there's this one, not exactly what i said but i love it dearly
23.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wrote this thinking 'thats too far', redacted, then wrote it again
Thank you for validing my choice 🤝
i once read this in a fic and enjoyed it. bravo, clap, clap
23.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0only acceptable only-bottom hans hc: hans dick is sooooooo big that henry is too scared to take it up the pooper
23.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0pioneering a new type of fic tag "non consensual non consent"
21.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Hans's haircut is serving CUNT
17.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jeeeeee that's a big hog
16.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(according to hans) #hansry
30.04.2025 14:20 — 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
