Red_seven

the romans had the correct approach to actors

Whilst recovering in the hospital (spared 3rd degree burns only by his favorite yellow balenciaga coat) Hans realizes that being important enough to become the victim of a pipe bombing is a massive turn on. He vows to track down this Kaczynski-esque fiend...and perhaps find the love of his life.....

Henry Smith is a reclusive man with a deep-rooted hatred of capitalism and some technical skills. Hans Capon is the greedy CEo of a greenwashed co-working leasing flat-rated energy firma. One day Hans gets a parcel in his boxmail that might change his life...

i like it. Is hans the ceo of evilcorp that destroys the environment and gets a mailbomb (of love)?

hansry made 9/11 😔

as far as profession based au's go idk. Pilot and steward ooo aaa im crashing that plane.

suggestions welcome

Hansry potential AUs:
Friedrich II/von Kathe (evil)
The servant/joseph losey (evil)
Portrait of the lady on fire 😂
Don giovanni
Le bonheur/agnes varda (wrote this)
Conversation piece/visconti theorem/pasolini (henry hot peasant destroys bourgeois cohesion)
fag hans enjoyers: elagabal/hierocles

people contacting warhorse through a survey to get more hansry content. which is innofensive but im allowed to be mad about it by constitutional law (i have a complete thought process here but i dont want to rant)

new boots!
commission for the wonderful @swipwall.bsky.social which I absolutely loved working on

warhorse is not going to make your hansry fanfiction into a DLC bro

The wise will notice that the handshake also serves as maximal endorsement of the new bluesky rules regarding fictional pornography

Handshake of simultaneous coom. from my vault of seed. soon back from holidays and ready to put the mid in medieval (the evil too)

Found a homoerotic poetry book under His Lordship's bed while teabagging him. #hansry

is he a lightweight and tried to match erik's powerful alcoholo consumtion?

why would you not use humor as a coping mechanism when it's litterally the best one 🫵

birthday cake (hihi) ! Yipiiii ! Yahooo!!!!!

hey henry check this out *doing something utterly unimpressive with my pizzle*

we quickly need the next big thing in fandom so the ppl with a fetish for being offended leave kcd like genuinely shooo

hanush be like: it's good hans found such a loyal friend in henry, eh radzig?

radzig: *white knuckling it every time hans sends a 'your son calls me daddy too' look across the room*

some strip game 😋
#hansry

more kissing, but this time from the heroes!! #hansry

TOL HANS ALARM ⏰ 💥 🎉💯🎊

Burghers and wenches enjoying the kcd fair at Malešov, 'tis with shame I must recommand avoiding the pit of balles, for a lowly troublemaker seems to have relieved themselves in it.

In 2015 i watched age of ultron in the cinema. i came out and decided not to watch amerislob ever again - also (especually) when someone tells me "but this one's good!". For this god has turned me into a beautiful hyacinth flower

resounding applauses

i genuinely do not understand the concept of fan edits, fanmedia completely and utterly lost on me

a cum day at the cum factory 💧

sneaky erik

thanks everyone that so nicely worked together to save our beloved hans.