MonstrousJaffa

how to combine work with fun

Fucking hell 🔥🔥

Off for a listen....

Oh, goodness me, that does sound like you were in quite the predicament and open to use.....

As you say, fun times 😘

Have to ask, just so I can picture the scene correctly in my mind...

You are lying on your back, your head hanging over the edge of the bed and your hands are tied....

In front of you? Or behind your back?

Just need to know for research purposes.....

There will be a moment, a fleeting moment, of enlightenment when he passes a proper cyclist going in the opposite direction and goes "......oh!"

I’ve made it into Private Eye!

This story gets better and better

In the Ramtop Village they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock he wound up wounds down - until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvest. The span of someone's life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.' Terry Pratchett - Author and humanist #HumanistBookshelf

A great humanist sentiment by author Terry Pratchett for #WorldBookDay. He was our patron and is sorely missed. GNU Terry Pratchett

V good private eye this week

Well, it has been sunny for about 4 hours today, so we are officially in a heatwave.

I was thinking something more hands on....

Probably best to remove as quickly as possible and replace with an alternative support

My daughter was sent home from World Book Day because she’s had her appendix removed

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That's brilliant!

Hehehe

*snap*

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Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

Why Bugonia should win the best picture Oscar Contains spoilers: Emma Stone’s hard-faced corporate CEO has a lot of explaining to do when she is kidnapped by Jesse Plemons’s conspiracy kook. But in this film, asking whether someone is an alien seems an ordinary inquiry

Why Bugonia should win the best picture Oscar

Hope it goes ok.

I've heard it swallows seamen by the boatload......

A side on picture of my torso and thighs. I am wearing blue boxer shorts with a green Loch Ness Monster motif.

New boxer shorts and thighs for Thursday!

Who wants to see my Loch Ness Monster? 🤭🤭

Yes, you would hope so. She seems utterly at ease with the cruelty of the policies she pursues, yet just as utterly unaware of the trail of evidence of that cruelty.

It's a beautiful image.

Even several thousand miles away I can feel the burn from this put down.

The Clarendon Building at twilight featuring its coloumns and a muse figure on the roof. The statute appears to be holding up the full moon, creating an optical illusion.

The perfect spot at the perfect time!

Thank you for this fantastic picture of the Clarendon Building, Kshitij Mohan 👏

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Butts are the be all and end all....🍑

What a fabulous idea

Perhaps some kind souls might gift you said items