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Danny Glasser

@dglasser.bsky.social

Past: @Microsoft, #MSNMessenger, @HugoHouse. Present: Satirist. Brooklyn native. Husband, father, inventor of the #TypingIndicator. He/Him. Closed captioned for the humor impaired.

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Forty Years (Live At The Roundabout Theatre, New York City/1986)
YouTube video by Joe Jackson - Topic Forty Years (Live At The Roundabout Theatre, New York City/1986)

Forty years ago today, #JoeJackson recorded the song β€œForty Years.” History might not repeat itself, but it certainly rhymes.

youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si

23.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking as a Seahawks fan:

14.12.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is baffling to me, and frankly infuriating, that every U.S. citizen doesn’t get to vote this way.

01.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I received an email informing me that my November 2025 ballot has been validated and counted. A ballot I received in the mail, completed at home at my own convenience, and sent back via mail (no postage required). #VoteWA

01.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, a Subway sandwich, taken orally, is a deadly weapon.

15.08.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a former #Microsoft employee, it’s especially gratifying to see Gates and Allen enter the Hall of Fame together.

07.08.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If they can’t be bothered to learn that it’s called DOL and not DMV in Washington State, they don’t deserve to keep their scammer certification.

26.06.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#HotTake: Any list of the ten best movies of the 21st Century that doesn’t include #LittleMissSunshine is simply wrong.

26.06.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas is six months away. Have you started shopping yet?

26.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back in the day, a few of us developers talked about creating our own SDE recruiting poster for #Microsoft. We never did, but with a little persistence, I was able to get ChatGPT to create this mock-up:

09.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best part of official support for an iPad version of #WhatsApp is that after seven years, I can finally delete my daily β€œWhatsApp for iPad” Google alert.

28.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m kind of disappointed Carney didn’t say, β€œWe’d welcome the United States as Canada’s eleventh province.”

06.05.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of NFL Draft Day is knowing I won’t have to hear the phrase β€œmock draft” again for the next nine months. #NFLDraft

24.04.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals

Photo of the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals

I can’t believe these are the guys who are going to choose the next pope.

22.04.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This evening I saw a Tesla Model S with a Pagliacci Pizza delivery flag driving down West Mercer Way. If there’s something more #MercerIsland than that, I don’t know what it is.

22.04.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I can no longer say, β€œJames Dolan may be the worst team owner in major professional sports, but at least he hasn’t screwed up the Rangers.”

18.04.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme #dontbeevil

17.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New York Yankees baseball cap

New York Yankees baseball cap

Whenever I see someone wearing one of these on the streets of a European city, I have to resist the urge to ask them their feelings on the Mets signing Juan Soto during the offseason.

13.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought for the day: If you’re in a London pub and want to make it obvious that you’re a tourist, order a pint of Guinness.

11.04.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody tell me which George R. R. Martin book I need to read to find out what happens in #Severance season 3?

22.03.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so disappointed that today’s NY Times Spelling Bee used as a pangram a word that I hate with every fiber of my being.

21.03.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Protip for #SeaKraken fans: If you’re watching a game in Canada (or with Canadians) and Shane Wright scores a goal, do not β€” I repeat, do not β€” celebrate by repeatedly chanting his uniform number.

20.03.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watch #Severance only to learn the names of the people who produce the non-English versions.

14.03.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, Nyman.

12.03.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m even more excited than usual for tonight’s #SeaKraken game, thanks to the regular season NHL debut of a certain young forward from Finland.

12.03.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
King Midas in Reverse (Live)
YouTube video by Crosby, Stills & Nash - Topic King Midas in Reverse (Live)

For some reason the song β€œKing Midas in Reverse” has been going through my head lately.

youtu.be/bzB7nqh-O5g?...

11.03.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to be irritated for the next couple of days by people saying β€œdaylight savings [sic] time” and for the next eight months by people writing β€œPST” and β€œEST”.

09.03.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a more serious note, anyone who argues that once you’ve already purchased a Tesla you’re not giving the company anything more of value overlooks the fact that every time you drive a Tesla the company is collecting large quantities of monetizable data.

06.03.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I own a Tesla and I give myself the finger whenever I drive it.

06.03.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Opinion: Shane Gillis is live-action Peter Griffin.

03.03.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0