Schraderopolis

That could be their lucky scenario.

“Worrying astronomers?!” I mean, some of us non-astronomers are pretty worried about this too.

The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

The ol’ SD Chargers get a nice W here.

“Now let me tell you about the new guy.”

That dude is probably secretly 48.

a man with a beard is talking to another man in a superhero costume ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a superhero costume

I mean, I think it’s a troll from Miller etc. as they know how dumb Two Names McGraw is, so it’s just a joke to them. Our country’s destruction is a joke to them.

Hopefully from a bunker, huddled with Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt, “Because that other guy had Eva Braun, and I have two— I call them Eva Blondes, and their lips go so fast! Love watching them go!” But I have two, so I’m much better than he was. I have a bigger audience.” With a fake red button.

Holy shit. Sometimes I’m amazed at my capacity to still be amazed at how FUCKING INSANE ALL OF THIS IS and how we just keep cruising down the road to… The Road.

And he’s pulled ahead!

Charlatan.
Unqualified.
Narcissist.
Terrible.

“Well, hold on there pardner…”

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

While I see all this and know it’s horrible, has any news outlet confirmed that they copied all of the released files so there is a record, I’m assuming so. Is it just to drag out and muck up the process to have outlets continually have to cross reference and call out. Seems this strategy is worse.

“Certainly not, I mean, he’s completely infallible! No one shall ever dare question the sober, thoughtful, nuanced, big-handed, and intellectuality immaculate thinking of the world’s greatest tactician and statesman, Lord Donald J. Trump!”

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

So odd, assuming a lot of those rural voters are so called “Christians” and here you’ll have a literal preacher who is scandal-free, genuine, honest, eloquent, and smart Vs. (if Paxton) an actual piece of shit philandering walking one-eyed toxic lump of grotesque corruption.

This is sort of like replacing gonorrhea with herpes.

Studio executive circa 1984: “Let’s do a movie based on a classic book and beloved 1950 MGM film, but this time make it like Raiders of the Lost Ark… except unwatchable.”

Smoking husks of former cities dotting the burning hellscapes across a world in chaos OR having to occasionally hear Kamala’s joyous laugh.

#ClosedAI

The boycott of OpenAI(ChatGPT) has now surpassed 4 million. We’re also seeing many small businesses (and even some mid-sized companies) cancel their subscriptions. One of the most amazing things over the past year has been watching consumers remind big corporations just how much power they have.

On brand.

We are smack dab in the middle of the absolute dumbest timeline imaginable.

She is a pathetic, broken, horrible human being. Facts.

Future headline: This 20 year old’s arm falls off.