My daughter asked me who Bill Clinton was… because she heard about the tr*mp rumor. It was very surreal

Can he not grow facial hair?

Always

Inconceivable!

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I was a fool. Cancelled. At least I'm getting a refund. Would rather have heard some Smiths songs

Oh, they didn't play their cards right when they shot at Hot Reverend and gave him a much larger platform

🧵The Trump regime knows that they are destroying the economy. They will never admit this in public, but they do in private.

Treasury secretary Scott Bessent was photographed reading a text from AgSec Brooke Rollins saying that Trump's tariffs made China shift soybean purchases to Argentina.

Hundreds of veterans volunteer to attend asylum hearings with Afghans The effort began after a former Afghan interpreter was detained after his San Diego asylum hearing this month.

“In the last week, more than 200 veterans have volunteered to attend immigration hearings with Afghans who worked with U.S. forces during the 20-year war in Afghanistan…”

Some good news today! Thanks for your work on this.

I say this all the time. And also: "I see you've managed to lose your shirt again!"

I'll never forget a pop quiz in college based on the reading from a book I had not yet purchased. Since it was an essay I made up some crap and got a B!

My a*hole Senator in action.

Pete is 100% correct:

"Today they have crossed a deep red line.

We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty."

Use this toolkit to stand with Sen. Alex Padilla ➡️ social.demcast.com/toolkit/dail...

I never considered buying concert ticket insurance as much as I did today buying Morrissey concert tickets

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

BRB, sending this to all my high school friends on facebook.

Wow

Don't let the possibly of ending up in a concentration camp ruin your beach plans! 🙃

Classic!

Sometimes I just mutter: "She was more rich," and walk away

I think I come out of this one unscathed

Hey Schumer, this is already illegal and you should act like it.

My dad, in all seriousness, told me that oil just ... replenishes itself, so it can never run out. 😦

Honestly, so ridiculous. Be ashamed.

Right? That show was solid gold!