i crack myself up
13.12.2025 07:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs concert season in Melbourne. Last weekend Lady Gaga was rocking Marvel Stadium hard enough to shake our office seismometer 5.6km (3.5mi) away. Hereβs the set list order plotted next to frequency and ground motion over time.
08.12.2025 01:07 β π 31 π 6 π¬ 2 π 2Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM β’ 10/28/25 β’ 276K Views
We live in an episode of Veep
28.10.2025 18:17 β π 29621 π 5769 π¬ 506 π 264I will never get tired of watching people react to Abracadabra and/or MAYHEM for the first time
10.09.2025 18:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Gaga I love you
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
Itβs not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
2 months of unemployment
05.09.2025 02:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I missed posting vague thoughts into the ether
03.09.2025 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a second gag has hit the werk room
03.09.2025 02:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0luv her but no not in this economy
03.04.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I will grew up in the SW burbs and I will still never go to Tinley Park for a concert
03.04.2025 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I lolβd when I saw that
03.04.2025 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0khloe coulee best drag queen
23.03.2025 04:18 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 2 π 2look at the material @khloecoulee.bsky.social
23.03.2025 05:01 β π 158 π 31 π¬ 0 π 8I rant for 1 hour on my special interest and then you rant for 1 hour on your special interest. we finish our coffee. we go home. we are best friends.
16.03.2025 06:59 β π 471 π 58 π¬ 11 π 5No we donβt
16.03.2025 23:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i cannot wait to say βupvote the outdoorsβ to you on the next cabin trip
16.03.2025 23:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this vegetable stir fry kinda flopped
16.03.2025 23:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0same lmao
16.03.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I should really use this more
16.03.2025 20:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.
14.03.2025 11:21 β π 42289 π 8200 π¬ 589 π 326Into the 70s today before storms overnight!!
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KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.
βοΈ: (202) 224-3121
Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.
The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.
Call retiring Senators too!
Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you donβt even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
12.03.2025 17:03 β π 43105 π 7434 π¬ 1052 π 375Nevermind.
10.03.2025 17:53 β π 4603 π 539 π¬ 148 π 128Killah is one of the best on the album are you kidding????
08.03.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0!!!
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