John Kler

i just started learning about the dunning cruger effect, i used to be so confident at spelling it and now im extremely nervous every time i try to

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me, seeing the 1v1 ahead

politcs coming up, surprisingly little conspiracy theories and mainly an across the political spectrum isle consensus on the evil of government around the world. i was having fun, then this guy declares that 1. nazis were socialists 2. they were not christian and as such 3. socialism is bad

> ready to rumble
> "given the accessibility of education today, and the bachelor of law being instrinsically linked to politics meaning i will be exposed to most if not all sides of the political spectrum, i would say that universities in general are not that decidedly woke"
> *he grunts in defeat

what i was thinking at that moment

bro stepped into the room, first thing he asks me is where i wanna go to uni, i tell him reputable uni in capital city, he immediatly starts yapping about how woke it got and how the leftist government has allowed immigrants with blue hair and pronouns to get an education

mother invited some friends over including my godfather, gonna chronicle my experience

white conservative mother playing fuck the police, alcohol is a beautiful substance

istg yall better do smth better than get plastered this year. by yall i mean me and by plastered i mean all the rizz ive def been utilizing. yep

bathrooms across the globe are currently safe spaces for the good, the bad and the socially inept. personally, im browsing reddit

ULPT - convert to a different religion around gift-giving seasons to save on cash and piss off your traditionalist family

ugly sweater day at school tmrw. im tizzy, so all my sweaters are monochrome grey. i do have one from when i was a child that my grandma thought looked cute with chinese text on some reindeer, though im pretty sure the text translates to obscenities the vendor she bought from had fun writing

my lines are derivative, i only write in fricatives

hear me out, what if i committed more felonies

under the shadow of tall trees, the roots who are forced to hold them steady groan as the system keeps them in their place. one man came up with a silenced pistol and hacked off one branch of the tree, and we need more people like luigi. i am not inciting murder, buuuuuuuuut

tshirt worthy

loved the vid!

seeing basically edging content on the bsky tl i look at in public will dramatically reduce my chances of getting a gf, so i politely ask you to not

to all the of promoter accounts following me, i thank you for bringing up the discussion on whether this new platform wants any sort of sexual content on it

this is getting bad

fuck yt shorts

*2 hours of chores down the hatch*
rational brain: great job! keep going, at this pace you'll have all of sunday off!
internet monkey: great job! you now deserve a 2 hour gaming session, to keep the balance even yk?

i know im not unique in this procrastination habit, but i might be the best at it

rational brain: assignment due monday, lets start now and spread over the weekend in a healthy way, giving myself time to relax as well
unfortunately executing body: lets do all the chores you put off during the week because you thought they would distract you from the work you didnt do.

WHY THO?

1. Minutes used, just like with Spotify
2. Categories (gaming, music, meme, etc...)
3. Most rewatched video(s) for my comfort autism homies
4. Favorite Youtubers

ppl piping up posting "nothing ever happens" memes after this last week explaining why it didn't matter

meme

crazy how ppl will say "i wanna lynch this guy" then not elaborate on why. then, some ppl have their entire personality represent this, which leads to 3 possible outcomes: toxic relationships, becoming violently obtuse, or getting a reddit account

New favorite quote, Psalms 137:9: "Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock"

girl, monique. trans, terribly troubled and technical. her code name is now gmod ttt

decided, my future child's name is blinki

coming up with a bunch of jokes asking simple questions about things a chicken couldnt realistically do, where the punchline is making a chicken noise combined with a singular word. yes, i did just overexplain it