Lesbo Baggins

If it wasn’t clear, I would like the Dodgers to lose. Thank you for your time.

My heart hurts for the Blue Jays. Just let them score so everyone can go to bed!!

Not everyone with a camera and Lightroom is a wedding photographer. Just a reminder.

I just watched a man next to me on this plane open + respond to a spam “I’d like to talk to you about a job opportunity” LinkedIn DM. He didn’t check the senders profile or if they have connections in common. Just gave them his phone number and exactly when he’s free! Boomers are terrifying.

S-tier 🫡

Why won’t they let you look?!!!!

Hello I cannot sleep because my little adhd brain has become addicted to the show ER. I’m 3.5 seasons in and barely know the name of any character but I can’t break the fixation and I’m so very tired.

Sugar, we're going down swinging We don't demonizing crashing out on this side of the internet

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Have you ever watched someone become the most boring version of themselves? It’s painful.

Really think everyone should be worshipping me this way.

I am [trying to be] an Autumn Learning to take a breath

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Young, Dumb, and Full of Potential Looking at the past, looking for the future

Last guest post!! It’s very special to me because it’s written by my brother 💜 open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...

Reading Tracking for All A Case for The StoryGraph

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And the POTC main score is a direct rip of the main score in this film.

The pacing of The Rock is kind of really odd…

Listening to Evacuate the Dance Floor while near drowning yourself with saline nasal spray. What a vibe.

first guest host EVER on TFYT! open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...

Leaving for the longest work trip of my life tomorrow. I will probably be crying and panicking all day. Please send treats and love.

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

Took my poor spouse over an hour to get home from work 😩

In case you’re curious, I still change all the movie backdrops of the films I log on Letterboxd to walking scenes (when available)

Why are all cops such fuckin’ losers.

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Listen, having a cousin who is an FBI agent is crazy cause like… no one in the comments section actually knows what’s going on but she always fills me in on stuff

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Just another Strong-willed Child Dobson's estate should be paying for my therapy... and my mom's

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I only hope hell is real so I can imagine James Dobson burning there

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People like to hate on Taylor Swift but like, have you listened to a Twenty One Pilots song? You cannot deny the similarities