Stray Dog 🇨🇦 🍁

And a sucker!!!

#IranWar

Does FIFA give out a War Prize?

Conservatives ... there’s a tweet for every time they contradict themselves ...

What about the Epstein Files? Did trump provide enough distraction today so you forgot they really should be called the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES?

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

“Regime change begins at home.”

Now that Trump's poll numbers are in a tailspin, watch for him to strike Iran. He's that desperate.

There. Fixed it.

“Send your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves.” Are we talking about the same Commander Bone Spurs?

Ballroom staff recruiting.

Eight prominent Americans have resigned because of the Epstein files, but the man mentioned the most in those files is still operating and waging war in the Middle East.

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I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize

Screenshot of an article on the CTV News website. The headline reads: This Toronto hospital was just ranked second-best in the world by Newsweek.

Good to see our health care workers and hospitals get the recognition they deserve.

As we protect Canada’s world-class health care system, we’re also determined to make it better —  by building new facilities and ensuring our health professionals have the support they need.

Here’s a thought for James Comer.

There IS a First Lady who has had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s not Hillary Clinton.

It might be worthwhile for Comer to subpoena the First Lady who actually knows Epstein.

You know, just to see what she knows.

All I'll be hearing tonight is Joe's voice.

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Things to do tomorrow night while not watching the State of the Union address:

- Alphabetize your spice rack
- Teach your dog to filibuster.
- Try explaining crypto to a houseplant.
- Text an ex “we need to talk”
- Watch paint dry.

If it looks like a drunk, and walks like a drunk …

Lots of amazing people in Portland. I hope to visit there one day when sanity is restored.

Congratulations 🇺🇸
It’s a game. Your team won, in overtime.
Meanwhile, you still have a delusional, corrupt, pedo felon for President. He is the laughing stock of the rest of the world.
We feel sorry for you and hope you get your shit together real soon. Before he destroys everything you hold dear.

Please send them directly to Mar A Lago.

Kash Patel demeans his office and displays utter contempt for the dignity of the institution he is supposedly leading. Trump’s cabinet is a sorry lot of sycophants, grifters and losers. It will take a generation to restore these important American institutions to their former glory. Shameful.

A painting of a woman standing to speak at a community meeting. She wears a brown jacket over a blue plaid shirt, with folded papers tucked into her pocket. The seated attendees around her look up attentively. The scene is Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech,” but with a female speaker as the central figure.

‘I notice none of you fuckers are listening now’

The President of the United States called into a cable news show under a fake name to complain about how “unfair” everyone is to him.

You cannot make this shit up. He is unwell.

I’m done hearing about the Epstein files, I want to hear about the Epstein trials.